Big Top by Rob Harrell

Big Top

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  1. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 10 months ago

    A rope tight enough to hold you up would probably cut right into the soles of your “bear feet”.

  2. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 10 months ago

    Sorry, TOP CAT, I got here first! ;) No time to create an animation of my own, yet…

    BREAKFAST IS SERVED, TRIBELINGS! :)

    BIG TOP “STARTING FROM THE TOP” BREAKFAST LIST
    Courtesy of Hilo & Audrey’s Restaurant, Earthlight Gardens, Selene
    Your chef: Alain Harper

    A LA CARTE
    Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Omelets
    Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Grilled Sandwiches
    Hilo’s Huevos Rancheros
    Chicken – any style
    Eggs – any style
    Breakfast steak
    All-beef breakfast links
    Turkey just about anything
    A wide list of organic cereals
    Hash browns (with sea salt and Tabasco sauce on request)
    Bagels (every kind Einstein Bros. offers)
    Kraft Philadelphia Cream Cheese
    Einsten Bros. Schmears (all varieties)
    Nova Scotia lox (with or without bagels, no limit)

    BREAKFAST BEVERAGES
    Milk (whole, lowfat, nonfat, cow, goat, coconut, almond, rice, soy)
    Lifeway Kefir (all varieties)
    V-8 (because you could’ve had one)
    Orange Juice (fresh-squeezed just like Mishkenot Sha’ananim in Jerusalem makes it)
    A wide variety of Ocean Spray and Langers fruit juices (see list)
    Odwalla Superfood and other beverages
    BETTER LATE THAN NEVER SPECIAL: CITIZEN’S GROG (based on an authentic recipe from the British Royal Navy)

    COFFEE, COCOA AND TEA
    We use only Godiva Belgian Chocolate in our cocoa-based products
    We use only Mount Hagen Organic Coffee (leaving aside Doctor Toon’s secret recipe)
    We proudly serve Celestial Seasonings herbal teas and the best caffeinated green and black teas available

    Tea (any style, up to and including Saskfan’s Profoundly Concentrated Tea)
    Hot chocolate (any style – we specialize in Mexican Chocolate and Spanish Chocolate)
    Coffee (any style)
    Alain Harper’s Divine CocoMocha (made fresh with either So Delicious Coconut Milk or Blue Diamond Almond Breeze – as a float with Godiva Belgian Chocolate ice cream, $1.50 extra)
    Hilo Whitemoon’s Radically Best Coffee (you won’t believe such a thing could ever grow on a plant)
    Doctor Toon’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee (unobtanium collector’s mug, $2.50 extra)
    Alain Harper’s China Syndrome Special (DTWFNC and AHDCM half-and-half in a mandatory unobtanium collector’s mug as required by DOE regulations – whipped cream and cherry topping optional)
    Bmonk’s Heavenly Mint Mocha (as a float with Hilo’s Mint Chocolate Chip Gelato, $1.50 extra)

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    DTWFNC IS NOW AVAILABLE IN SIX FLAVORS: UP, DOWN, CHARM, STRANGE, TOP, AND BOTTOM (thanks to COYOTY, a regular customer) PLUS (thanks to the, eh, request of a man whose initials are LEWREADER) THE AWARD-WINNING ORIGINAL FORMULA

    ICE CREAM
    You name it, we probably got it (including Godiva, Häagen-Dazs, and especially a wide variety of gelato flavors made fresh and in-house)

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    CHOCOHOLICS MENU
    Any and every solid chocolate brand that’s worth having
    About a dozen recipes of Death by Chocolate
    German Chocolate Cake a la Alain
    Special orders are welcome
    (Don’t forget Hilo’s Belgian Chocolate Gelato)

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    AUDREY SWIFTER’S PI PIES
    We have an enormous selection (see menu); the house specialty is pumpkin pie

  3. Top Cat

    Top Cat said, 10 months ago

    @Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Ha, ha, ha! I love it. I was waiting for you to post. You have omelets at the top of your menu which is what I had already prepared, but I delayed posting because it just didn’t hit the spot. Know what I mean? Like when you’re hungry for something and don’t know what it is. I’m actually in the mood for corn flakes and a banana please.

  4. Top Cat

    Top Cat said, 10 months ago

    @Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    The animated menu only allows ten images so it doesn’t compare to the text menus that you and Grog post.


    There’s an easier way than Paint Shop Pro to produce the animated menu. You can see samples I’ve produced over at Peanuts (check out the shared collection on my profile page). You can produce similar work very quickly and easily.

  5. Knightman

    Knightman said, 10 months ago

    GOOD MORNING TRIBE! It’s all downhill from here, everyone. Have a great day.

  6. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, 10 months ago

    Good Morning Tribe!

    If Stucco stepped onto that tightrope as Wink stepped off, the Big Top could have a new act


    or maybe just another hole in the roof of the tent

    (are there still holes in the tent, or did Ooops! fix all of her ooopsies?)

  7. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, 10 months ago

    Only had a 4 hour shift last night, home early

  8. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠ said, 10 months ago

    Good Morning, Tribe!

  9. bmonk

    bmonk said, 10 months ago

    bamp!

    Good morning, Tribe!!

    +++++

    I think we fixed all the Oooops! Oooopsies!

    +++++

    I like the idea of a Stucco Shooting Star!

    +++++

    Bye!

    Bamp!

  10. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 10 months ago

    I’m sure you’d make an excellent jocky, Wink, if there were horse races in the circus.


    Good Morning, Tribe

  11. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 10 months ago

    Good Morning, ♠Lonewolf♠

  12. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 10 months ago

    I don’t think there are no more ooopsies because of the mysterious lack of Oooops! of late.

  13. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 10 months ago

    @Top Cat

    I will check ‘em out if I can, but one advantage of Animation Shop is that it’s a tool I’ve used before.

  14. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 10 months ago

    @Top Cat

    Corn flakes and a banana it is – surely food for the cereal gods. What kind of milk would you like with that?

  15. Sojo

    Sojo said, 10 months ago

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    I’ll have fried chicken and DWFNC, thanks Alain.


    I think that Wink’s act would really add to ticket sales.

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