Big Top by Rob Harrell

Big Top

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  1. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 11 months ago

    And no clown pants either.

  2. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 11 months ago

    Good Morning, Tribe


    Montana Lady’s Special Breakfast Menu


    Well, since there is no Breakfast menu available……,,
    May I offer the standard Polish Family fare?
    Kilbasa and scrambled eggs,
    Ham and Fried Eggs,
    Hash Browns,
    Home Made Bread with fresh churned butter,
    Kolache’s
    and for dessert………………………….
    MONTANA LADY’S Lemon Meringue Pie!!!

  3. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 11 months ago

    @Citizen GROG!

    Not to steal your thunder or Montana Lady’s, but you only just beat me…

    BREAKFAST IS SERVED, TRIBELINGS! :)

    BIG TOP “STARTING FROM THE TOP” BREAKFAST LIST
    Courtesy of Hilo & Audrey’s Restaurant, Earthlight Gardens, Selene
    Your chef: Alain Harper

    A LA CARTE
    Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Omelets
    Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Grilled Sandwiches
    Hilo’s Huevos Rancheros
    Chicken – any style
    Eggs – any style
    Breakfast steak
    All-beef breakfast links
    Turkey just about anything
    A wide list of organic cereals
    Hash browns (with sea salt and Tabasco sauce on request)
    Bagels (every kind Einstein Bros. offers)
    Kraft Philadelphia Cream Cheese
    Einsten Bros. Schmears (all varieties)
    Nova Scotia lox (with or without bagels, no limit)

    BREAKFAST BEVERAGES
    Milk (whole, lowfat, nonfat, cow, goat, coconut, almond, rice, soy)
    Lifeway Kefir (all varieties)
    V-8 (because you could’ve had one)
    Orange Juice (fresh-squeezed just like Mishkenot Sha’ananim in Jerusalem makes it)
    A wide variety of Ocean Spray and Langers fruit juices (see list)
    Odwalla Superfood and other beverages
    BETTER LATE THAN NEVER SPECIAL: CITIZEN’S GROG (based on an authentic recipe from the British Royal Navy)

    COFFEE, COCOA AND TEA
    We use only Godiva Belgian Chocolate in our cocoa-based products
    We use only Mount Hagen Organic Coffee (leaving aside Doctor Toon’s secret recipe)
    We proudly serve Celestial Seasonings herbal teas and the best caffeinated green and black teas available

    Tea (any style, up to and including Saskfan’s Profoundly Concentrated Tea)
    Hot chocolate (any style – we specialize in Mexican Chocolate and Spanish Chocolate)
    Coffee (any style)
    Alain Harper’s Divine CocoMocha (made fresh with either So Delicious Coconut Milk or Blue Diamond Almond Breeze – as a float with Godiva Belgian Chocolate ice cream, $1.50 extra)
    Hilo Whitemoon’s Radically Best Coffee (you won’t believe such a thing could ever grow on a plant)
    Doctor Toon’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee (unobtanium collector’s mug, $2.50 extra)
    Alain Harper’s China Syndrome Special (DTWFNC and AHDCM half-and-half in a mandatory unobtanium collector’s mug as required by DOE regulations – whipped cream and cherry topping optional)
    Bmonk’s Heavenly Mint Mocha (as a float with Hilo’s Mint Chocolate Chip Gelato, $1.50 extra)

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    DTWFNC IS NOW AVAILABLE IN SIX FLAVORS: UP, DOWN, CHARM, STRANGE, TOP, AND BOTTOM (thanks to COYOTY, a regular customer) PLUS (thanks to the, eh, request of a man whose initials are LEWREADER) THE AWARD-WINNING ORIGINAL FORMULA

    ICE CREAM
    You name it, we probably got it (including Godiva, Häagen-Dazs, and especially a wide variety of gelato flavors made fresh and in-house)

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    CHOCOHOLICS MENU
    Any and every solid chocolate brand that’s worth having
    About a dozen recipes of Death by Chocolate
    German Chocolate Cake a la Alain
    Special orders are welcome
    (Don’t forget Hilo’s Belgian Chocolate Gelato)

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    AUDREY SWIFTER’S PI PIES
    We have an enormous selection (see menu); the house specialty is pumpkin pie

  4. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 11 months ago

    @Citizen GROG!

    Hope you liked Despair.com’s Hope Demotivator. ;)

  5. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 11 months ago

    Yes I did, Alain

  6. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 11 months ago

    Yawn! Back to bed I go.

  7. Knightman

    Knightman said, 11 months ago

    Good Morning TRIBE! Well two menus today, AWESOME! you guys are the best! I’ll take some Ham and eggs, Grog, and some Divine CocaMocha, Alain, Thank You Both!

  8. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 11 months ago

    Good morning, Knightman

  9. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, 11 months ago

    I just hope, for Pete’s sake, that Stucco is using underwear.

  10. Sojo

    Sojo said, 11 months ago

    Good Morning Tribe!


    I’ll have kilbasa, scrambled eggs, Nova Scotia lox with bagels, Montana Lady’s lemon meringue pie and DWFNC, thanks Grog, Montana Lady and Alain.


    No tie works for me Pete.,

  11. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 11 months ago

    a good morning to the tribe
    happy, happy, happy

    i’m off menu today gentlemen. its an eat and run morning, i think…

    fashion advice from a clown Pete?
    you should have learned your lessen with the monkey.

  12. Sojo

    Sojo said, 11 months ago

    Good morning noicantspell – Don’t rush too hard.

  13. Montana  Lady

    Montana Lady said, 11 months ago

    Good late morning, Tribesters,


    Today is my “day off” from all my stuff…………..Unfortunately, it’s going to be hot……..we’re expecting 80’s today and 90’s over the weekend! That means it might bet to the high 80’s where we are. (But, it’s a dry heat) :))

  14. Jkiss

    Jkiss said, 11 months ago

    Good morning kids. I’ll have some ham and eggs, DTWFNC and some pumpkin pie. Thanks Grog and Alain.
    .
    Just be yourself Pete. You’re not a tie kind of guy.
    .
    We are going out of town for the weekend and the race to get ready starts today. Have a good one kids.

  15. Sojo

    Sojo said, 11 months ago

    Good Morning Montana Lady – Stay cool!
    Smileycons!


    Good Morning Jkissmya – Have fun.
    Smileycons!

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