Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce

Big Nate

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  1. Adam Burnett

    Adam Burnett GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Don’t need to memorize them when you have www.ptable.com

  2. SuperDavid

    SuperDavid said, 12 months ago

    Try singing the Tom Lehrer version of it

  3. Comisftw

    Comisftw said, 12 months ago

    but surely to win you would need to list them all and nobody could do…
    Oh wait, it’s Francis.

  4. peanuts511

    peanuts511 said, 12 months ago

    and yesterday’s poll was a…………………….TIE!!!

  5. TASKmaster001

    TASKmaster001 said, 12 months ago

    There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
    And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
    And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
    And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
    Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
    And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
    And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium
    And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

    There’s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
    And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
    And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
    And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

    There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
    And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium
    And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
    Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium.

    Good enough for ya?

  6. whaleman

    whaleman said, 12 months ago

    Why are computers such frustrating machines! I finally got to read the comments here.

  7. Killionaire

    Killionaire said, 12 months ago

    Ha the first panel is perfect

  8. Skill_To_Kill

    Skill_To_Kill said, 12 months ago

    I know the ASAPscience version. Go to this link on youtube:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUDDiWtFtEM

    There’s Hydrogen and Helium
    Then Lithium, Beryllium
    Boron, Carbon everywhere
    Nitrogen all through the air

    With Oxygen so you can breathe
    And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
    Neon to light up the signs
    Sodium for salty times

    Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
    Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
    Potassium, and Calcium so you’ll grow strong
    Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese

    CHORUS
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react agressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are added moving to the right

    Iron is the 26th
    Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
    Copper, Zinc and Gallium
    Germanium and Arsenic

    Selenium and Bromine film
    While Krypton helps light up your room
    Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium

    Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
    Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
    Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
    Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and…

    Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
    Where Lanthanides have just begun
    Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium

    Neodymium’s next too
    Promethium, then 62’s
    Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
    Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
    Ytterbium, Lutetium

    Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we’re on to
    Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
    Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
    Mercury to tell you when it’s really cold

    Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
    Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
    Radon, Francium will last a little time
    Radium then Actinides at 89

    REPEAT CHORUS

    Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
    Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
    Americium, Curium, Berkelium
    Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
    Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
    Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
    Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
    Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium

    Ununtrium, Flerovium
    Ununpentium, Livermorium
    Ununseptium, Ununoctium
    And then we’re done!

    Man that took 2 months for me to memorize

  9. Big Nate's Girl

    Big Nate's Girl said, 12 months ago

    LOL Nate should have been more specific.

  10. Adithya

    Adithya said, 12 months ago

    Snnnapp!

  11. Bob The_Builder

    Bob The_Builder said, 12 months ago

    i would totally do that with my friends

  12. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 12 months ago

    I’m out!

  13. orbenjawell

    orbenjawell said, 12 months ago

    Nate, when it’s anything you have to be ATTENTIVE in school to learn (and notice that Francis is reading a book….bet HE does the summer reading list every year!!), Francis’ll burn ya everytime!!

  14. ILikeNate

    ILikeNate said, 12 months ago

    Nate is not smart at all compared to Francis. One time Gina got an 94 on a test and Nate got an 96. Gina also got detention.

  15. folklegendredux

    folklegendredux said, 12 months ago

    Someone needs to pants that nerd

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