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Mar 1, 2014
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Nate: "*sigh...*"

"CHIP CHIPSON investigates LITTLE-KNOWN HOLIDAYS!"

Chip: "Hello! I'm reporting LIVE from the outskirts of town, where a CROWD has gathered!"

Chip: "Sir? What's going on?"

Man: "Why, it's POUND HOG DAY, of course!"

Chip: "Uh... Don't you mean GROUND HOG day?

Man: "No, that's February 2nd, MARCH 2nd is POUND hog day."

Chip: "What IS a pound hog?"

Man: "A hideous, revolting creature!"

Woman: "She's coming out!"

"She's emerging from her cave!"

"EGAD! She looks like... Like..."

"A social studies teacher!"

"And she's seen her OWN SHADOW!"

Chip: "What does it MEAN?"

Man: "SIX MORE WEEKS until Spring Break!"

Mrs. Godfrey: "For homework, I'm passing out some worksheets."

Nate: "I can't take it."
Mar 3, 2014
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