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   simpsonfan2 said, almost 3 years ago

   It can come in the mail, or you bring it home, parents know report cards exist.
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   mdcdjg2008 said, almost 3 years ago

   @simpsonfan2

   Most schools provide the parents with access to their kids grades online too. Report card day can come every week now.
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   Flashold said, almost 3 years ago

   We used to wait for the postman a block away from our homes. Nice guy, Worked our area for years and knew us all. He gave us our report cards.
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   Suzanne said, almost 3 years ago

   Busted.
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   Penguin022 said, almost 3 years ago

   I don’t remember my report card coming THAT early…
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   laurabenjosh said, almost 3 years ago

   The usual junk and usual bad grades
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   laurabenjosh said, almost 3 years ago

   @Penguin022

   My school does five week reports half way though the quarter but they really don’t count
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   Calvin! said, almost 3 years ago

   It was April’s fools day and my mom got a email from ME it was her fake report card….my brother who’s 5 was at my house..we were pretending that it was the alternate. Future… She failed school as a kid we got a 45 year old to be me in the future and he said"Don’t you remember…You took a potion when I was little to never age" Then a 90 year old came in pj’s as my dad and said good morning honey and she ran out of the house screaming!!! We had video cameras in our house so me and my brother could watch….HALARIOUS!!!!
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   ncalifgirl58 said, almost 3 years ago

   Wow Calvin. That is some story. You guys got her good. Hope your mom is a good sport! lol
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    orbenjawell said, almost 3 years ago

    WHOA!! Biggest “Popeye-eye” I’ve ever seen Marty make!! Judging from the antics in all the strips going back to the first day of school, that card’s brimming with "F"’s. Snark! SNARK!!
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    Comic Minister said, almost 3 years ago

    At least you’re not in trouble yet Nate.
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    LogicalDuck said, almost 3 years ago

    Especially mail with no address.
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    Invisible said, almost 3 years ago

    That’s why you always go for the underwear. Less chance of being caught and you just have to make it to your room.
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    QuietStorm27 said, almost 3 years ago

    He knows his son!
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    Suzanne said, almost 3 years ago

    @Calvin!

    Wow, how elaborate! But funny to read. How was your mom after the fact?
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