Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 01, 1999

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Nate: Who do you think would win a steel cage deathmatch between Barney and the Teletubbies? nate: It's a tough call! I mean, Barney's a DINOSAUR, so you know he's wicked strong, even though he acts like such a wuss. Nate: But there are four teletubbies, so you've got to give them the edge, just based on the numbers. They could gang up on Barney. Francis: He's given this a lot of thought. Nate: I'd say teletubbies by a TKO in the sixth round.