Big Nate Theme Song (thanks to SUPERFOXTROT and COMIC FLAVOR for the first two verses [edited; I added my own content]):
He’s never been a bore,He’s gonna draw some more,He thinks he’s really great,He puts Cheez Doodles on his plate,He’s Big Nate!
His teacher is a hog,He can’t have a dog,His dad is such a goon,The women will not swoon,He’s Big Nate!
He’s never liked school,He wants to look cool,He hates to take a test,He just can’t best the rest,He’s Big Nate!
His heart has never been timid,It’s like he was struck by Cupid,His locker is very messy,It makes his friends all testy,He’s Big Nate!
He’s the singer in his band,He wishes to look grand,But when he performs at his school,He ends up looking like a fool,He’s Big Nate!