Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 20, 1998

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Time for another edition of...CELEBRITY INTERVIEW! with your host: Chip Chipson Today's guest: Clebrity Psychic Claire Voyant! CHIP: Greetings, friends! Today psychic Claire Yoyant will make some predictions about the coming school year! CLAIRE: I knew you were going to say that. CHIP: Claire, what's in the future for everyone's favorite 6th-grade Renaissance Man, Nate Wright? CLAIRE: Hmmm Nate will be lucky in love. He will be awash in a virtual "babe tsunami." His prodigious athletic ability will bring him great success on the playing field. KID: Look! Nate's playing goal! KID 2: Why even try? We forfeit. CLAIRE: But...hmm...in Nate's immediate future, something else is coming into focus...a number! CHIP: What kind of number, Claire? CLAIRE: Still hazy...It...it's a two-digit number! A LOW two-digit number! NATE: A 12? GODFREY: For the next test, at least PRETEND to study.