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Sep 19, 1998
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Time for another edition of...CELEBRITY INTERVIEW! 
with your host:
Chip Chipson

Today's guest: Clebrity Psychic Claire Voyant!

CHIP: Greetings, friends! Today psychic Claire Yoyant will make some predictions about the coming school year!
CLAIRE: I knew you were going to say that.
CHIP: Claire, what's in the future for everyone's favorite 6th-grade Renaissance Man, Nate Wright?
CLAIRE: Hmmm Nate will be lucky in love. He will be awash in a virtual "babe tsunami." His prodigious athletic ability will bring him great success on the playing field.

KID: Look! Nate's playing goal!
KID 2: Why even try? We forfeit.

CLAIRE: But...hmm...in Nate's immediate future, something else is coming into focus...a number!
CHIP: What kind of number, Claire?
CLAIRE: Still hazy...It...it's a two-digit number! A LOW two-digit number!

NATE: A 12?

GODFREY: For the next test, at least PRETEND to study.
Sep 21, 1998
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