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Big Nate

By Lincoln Peirce
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Feb 15, 1997
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A CONVERSATION WITH MRS. CZERWICKI, DETENTION ROOM MONITOR

ME: Hi, Mrs. Czerwicki.
MC: Hello, Nate.
ME: How long have you been a detention monitor?
MCL Well, that's actually onpy part of my job. Officially I'm a teacher's aide.
ME: Whatever. How long have you been doing that, then?
MC: Twenty-three years.
ME: Twenty-three years! Yow! How old are you?
MC: How old? Uh...
ME: What, like seventy?
MC: No, I'm not seventy!
ME: Let's move along
MC: Good idea. 
ME: What's the funniest thing any kid ever did during school?
MC: Well a student once wore pajamas to class...
ME: That's it? What's so funny about that?
MC: Well I thought it ...
ME: What about the time I superglued a dead fish inside the copy machine in the teacher's lounge?
MC: That was you?

END OF INTERVIEW
Feb 17, 1997
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