Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 12, 1997

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Boxcars Snake Eyes The New Craze That's Sweeping The Nation! It's... ELLEN! The Board Game! Start Your boyfriend dumps you! ELLEN: Whatta you mean, "friends?" LOSE A TURN! After putting on makeup, you're mistaken for a clown! PERSON: Circus must be in town! GO BACK ONE SPACE! You're constantly overshadowed by your charismatic younger brother! Eclipse LOSE TWO TURNS! You're promoted at work! Yowza! MAN: From now on, you'll be cleaning both restrooms! ELLEN: Gawrsh! Move up three Acne outbreak on school picture day! PHOTOGRAPHER: Move your hands, kid. REPORT TO DERMATOLOGIST You bring laughter to those around you! Group: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ellen: A game? What kind of game? Nate: It's brand new but you'll feel like you've been playing it your whole life.