Berger & Wyse by Pascal Wyse and Joe Berger

Berger & Wyse

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  1. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, about 1 year ago

    Mmm, a BLBG (bacon, lettuce, bleeding gums) sandwich!

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    With modern store tomatoes, you COULD play billiards with them.

  3. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, about 1 year ago

    …better squeeze it.

  4. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @simpsonfan2

    My wife grows ours, and the difference is amazing. A store bought tomato tastes like a piece of wax fruit to me now.

  5. Michael Farren

    Michael Farren said, about 1 year ago

    Well, there ain’t nothin’ in the world that I like better
    Than bacon and lettuce and homegrown tomatoes
    Up in the mornin’, out in the garden
    Get you a ripe one, hey, don’t get a hard one

    Plant ‘em in the spring, eat ’em in the summer
    All winter with out ’em’s a culinary bummer
    I forget all about the sweatin’ and diggin’
    Everytime I go out and pick me a big one

    Homegrown tomatoes, homegrown tomatoes
    What’d life be without homegrown tomatoes
    Only two things that money can’t buy
    And that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes

    Now you can go out to eat and that’s for sure
    But it’s nothin’ a homegrown tomato won’t cure
    Put ’em in a salad, put ’em in a stew
    You make your very own tomato juice

    You can eat ’em with eggs, eat ’em with gravy
    Eat ’em with beans, pinto or navy
    Put ’em on the side, put ’em in the middle
    Put a homegrown tomato on a hotcake griddle

    Homegrown tomatoes, homegrown tomatoes
    What’d life be without homegrown tomatoes
    Only two things that money can’t buy
    And that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes

    If I’s to change this life I lead
    I’d be Johnny Tomato Seed
    ’Cause I know what this country needs
    Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see, yeah

    When I die, don’t bury me
    In a box in a cemetary
    Out in the garden would be much better
    And I could be pushin’ up homegrown tomatoes

    Homegrown tomatoes, homegrown tomatoes
    What’d life be without homegrown tomatoes
    Only two things that money can’t buy
    And that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes

    Homegrown tomatoes, homegrown tomatoes
    What’d life be without homegrown tomatoes
    Only two things that money can’t buy
    And that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes, alright

  6. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, about 1 year ago

    @Michael Farren

    Guy Clark

  7. pcolli

    pcolli said, about 1 year ago

    I can’t taste tomatoes unless they’re cooked. Yes, I’m odd.

  8. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I think a trip to the dentist is in her near future if she takes that first bite.

  9. Scyphi

    Scyphi GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Notsoastute

    I had those once. Decided I preferred plain old ripe red ones instead.

  10. Jack X

    Jack X GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    OMG! Love it. Awesome composition.

  11. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, about 1 year ago

    Had to hunt for this one.

  12. AnnMarie

    AnnMarie GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @pcolli

    Sometimes thats the case with store bought ones…their flavor is not very high!

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