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Ben Sargent

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  1. echoraven

    echoraven said, about 1 year ago

    “libido crazed baby machines”: hilarious!

  2. pirate227

    pirate227 said, about 1 year ago

    And the GOP continues being the party of stupid.

  3. wbr

    wbr said, about 1 year ago

    democrats have bought them off with free pill and abortion [paid by reducing old persons health care]

  4. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, about 1 year ago

    The overwhelming majority of American women agree with the Republican platform. Sadly, we have been plagued with biased polls that say the opposite, like the one on November 6, 2012.

    Obviously, those who voted on November 6, 2012 followed the adage,

    Vote often, vote early
    for him that is burly
    and would be quite surly
    if you didn’t vote knurley.

    We need another way of qualifying voters. Now, a white, male voter must go to the registrar, prove that he is qualified to vote with a Birth Certificate, utility bill, rent recipt, and sign the Voter Register. He can only vote in one place that has the book with his signature, and, before he votes, he must sign and his signature must match the one in the book. So only a skilled forger can cast a fraudulent ballot.

    But everyone knows that minorities and women can vote early and often, just as the adage says. And that they do. And what we need is a poll tax to keep elections honest.

    (I’m no longer sure what an ‘honest’ election would entail. It used to be that the Southern Democrats won every race, but today, there are as many Southern Democrats as there are passenger pigeons, so it’s hard to know what an ‘honest’ election result would be.)

  5. deadheadzan

    deadheadzan GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Michael wme

    So you say the 2012 election was rigged? And the polls saying women were voting for the Democrat platform were wrong? Hogwash, Sir!

  6. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, about 1 year ago


    I’m very sorry. I only mentioned that, while all white men are closely checked, they never check women or minorities. I omitted undocumented workers.

    I distinctly remember, it was late autumn of ‘64. I saw the poor orphaned child Miguel crying.
    ’¿Que pasa, Miguel? I asked.
    ’My father he no come see me,’ he sobbed.
    ‘But your father has passed on,’ I said.
    ‘No, he was in town. He cast 10 votes for El BJ, but he didn’t come by and see me.‘

    And this is a ’fact’ that is known to everyone in my home town.

    The fact that they closely check all white, male voters (well, they closely checked ME), and yet we elect Clintons, Bushes, Obamas, & etc., as president (not to mention what we elect to the Congress) MUST mean that the system is as described, with everyone who isn’t a white male citizen voting often and early.

  7. Cynthia

    Cynthia GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Beebee Doodle says:

  8. Movingsound

    Movingsound GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


  9. Gary Kleppe

    Gary Kleppe said, about 1 year ago


    Psst: There’s a concept called “satire.” Look it up.

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