Beardo by Dan Dougherty

Beardo

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  1. Wabbit

    Wabbit GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    they took him seriously?
    Have a work story and a doing dumb things story.

    one day one of my husband’s co-workes called me and told me he had an accident and he was bringing him home.
    I nearly fainted when I saw him. his upper lip was swollen to about 3 times normal , he had blood on his face and neck, and his right forefinger was bandaged and swollen. He looked a little shocky to me.
    A machine had stalled, crushed his finger, and threw a screwdriver into his face lightning fast. It was stopped before it hit his brain by going Between his 2 front teeth. He came that close to dying.
    He was trying to get the machine unstuck with a screwdriver.
    I tried to fix the angle of my little boy’s bike with a hammer. It came free of the handle and the hammer hit me in the nose with it’s claws. It bled from the inside and the outside.
    I was a mess with a broken nose.

  2. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 1 year ago

    @Wabbit

    You two never learn, do you?

  3. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I have a U-shaped scar on my thumb because an art teacher thought it was okay for grade school children to carve linoleum.

  4. Alec M.

    Alec M. GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Dan, funny one!

    (As long as it’s injury day – if I go clean shaven you can see a thin scar from lip to chin…. um …a tricycle accident… Went around a corner too fast – try telling that story without getting at least a giggle from someone)

  5. Cb-Bob

    Cb-Bob said, over 1 year ago

    At about 8 years old I was trying to figure out why the generator on my bicycle wasn’t working, and thought if I flip the bike over and spin the tire really, really fast, I could flip the generator on and put my dads multimeter on it. And see if it was getting current output.. So I spun and spun that big 26’ in tire as fast as I could and then my pinky got caught in a spoke and slammed my hand pinky first into my metal fender, my finger was cut almost all the way through the bone… I learned I was stupid after all.. Don’t do that!

  6. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I have writer’s bump on my finger too. Maybe that won’t happen so much since everyone uses computers now.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Use it long enough your fingers develop calluses from the constant pressure of the pencil and pen pressing against it.

  8. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, over 1 year ago

    @Coyoty

    You had an art teacher??? Unbelievable!!! How is that possible? You mean they didn’t blow every last dime on the football program, even to the point there were no books?

  9. LOWRIDER84

    LOWRIDER84 said, over 1 year ago

    @comicsssfan

    Football program in grade school?
    If you mean in college, the football program brings in big bucks. The art department? Not so much.

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