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   simpsonfan2 said, 6 months ago

   Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
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   Doctor Toon said, 6 months ago

   Never been too impressed with energy drinks, I’ll stick with my Nuclear Coffee
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   P Partridge said, 6 months ago

   …failed to mention that most of these cases are with middle and high schoolers…
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   peachguy said, 6 months ago

   So either be awake and alert and risk a heart attack or be healthy but too tired to enjoy it. Ain’t life grand?

   When is the Food and Drug Administration going to do a study that shows that being alive inevitably leads to death?
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   ewalnut said, 6 months ago

   Coffee’s better than cola — and doesn’t have the excess sugar unless you put it there.
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   saxie5 said, 6 months ago

   Can’t imagine that you can be any more productive, especially when you end up crashing…
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   comicsssfan said, 6 months ago

   They probably cause hair loss, too. Check out the dudes who drink a lot of them.
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   scsurfer said, 6 months ago

   Most if not all of those drinks have artificial caffeine in them. I can’t see anything good coming from that. I’ll pass. Coffee on the hand, yum.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

   @peachguy

   The point is to live the longest and best, not die young.
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    tundrasea said, 6 months ago

    @scsurfer

    You clearly know nothing about energy drinks. Take a moment, look up the active ingredients in some of the most popular brands.
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