B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 22 hours ago

    Or an event occurring in Penny Dreadful.

  2. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) GoComics PRO Member said, about 20 hours ago

    That’s it, guys ?

  3. loridobson

    loridobson GoComics PRO Member said, about 16 hours ago

    How about “may you be vetted as a possible VP and dragged through the media”

  4. Cooncat

    Cooncat said, about 16 hours ago

    “May the fleas of 1000 camels inhabit your armpits .” (from a Johnny Carson skit)

  5. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, about 15 hours ago

    Ah, good to see one of the classic Hart bits returning. =)

  6. jbmlaw

    jbmlaw said, about 14 hours ago

    I appreciate a stylish curse. Almost disappeared in today’s culture.

  7. Poisonous Achtung

    Poisonous Achtung said, about 14 hours ago

    Beat me to it…It was a Carnac the Magnificent gag.

  8. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, about 14 hours ago

    @Kerovan

    Ah, good to see one of the classic Hart bits returning. =)

    Let me know when that happens, huh, friend?

    I’m sorry, but to me, this “curse exchange” concept just falls flat miserably. It’s totally lame, and the third panel is totally unneeded. Not funny at all, just plain stupid.

    Don’t get me wrong, I love the strip overall, it’s just that today’s concept is terrible.

  9. stomps

    stomps said, about 13 hours ago

    Since it occupies a position on the front of your head, it must be a face…

  10. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, about 13 hours ago

    May a unclean Yak sit on your head…

  11. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 13 hours ago



    I posted this a few years ago elsewhere, but I’ll bring it back now as it seems to fit….

    Mahatma Gandhi, India’s great spiritual leader, was known for having very human problems.

    He made his own clothes but his skills did not extend to shoe-making so he walked barefoot most of the time on his long walks seeking enlightenment. As a result his feet grew very thick soles, and often had corns too.

    His diet was less than ideal as well. He participated in hunger strikes. This, naturally, led to his body being so thin, a good gust of wind could blow him away. Too, he often drank his own urine to slake his thirst. This gave him breath that killed elephants at 50 paces.

    So, all in all Gandhi was a.…..



    Super-callused-fragile-mystic-vexed-with-halitosis!!!!!

    (It’s an old wordplay on the “Mary Poppins” song.)

  12. Grady Niblo

    Grady Niblo GoComics PRO Member said, about 13 hours ago

    May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose. May an elephant caress you with his toes. May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose. May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose. (I don’t remember who sang that song.)

  13. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, about 12 hours ago

    May your daughter find your credit card, your son find your car keys, and your wife find your address book…

  14. annette143NotMe

    annette143NotMe said, about 11 hours ago

    If he is going to mirror back to me what I say to him:
    Let him be Rich, handsome, well loved and long lived"
    energy Is a boomerang ;)

  15. jml58

    jml58 said, about 11 hours ago

    May You feel as good as you think I deserve it.

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