B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart


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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Was it Mark Twain or Groucho who said, ‘Golf is a good walk spoiled?’
    Or, as Winston Churchill said, ‘It is the sport where one attempts to knock a small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons ill designed for the purpose.’

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    Golf: Hit ball, swear, drive cart. Repeat as often as needed.

  3. John Pike

    John Pike said, over 3 years ago

    In prehistorical times a man would wear outlandis clothes and scream and shout and beat sticks on the ground. They called it sorcery.

    It’s called golf now.

  4. Hawthorne

    Hawthorne said, over 3 years ago

    I once drove a ball well over three hundred yards, within spitting distance of the green.

    I gave up golf.

  5. cdward

    cdward said, over 3 years ago

    I prefer inverse golf. Drink first, then walk around with a club wondering what you’re supposed to do with it.

  6. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago


    Golf is a four-letter word that usually results in other four-letter words.

  7. Cooncat

    Cooncat said, over 3 years ago

    “I only hit 2 good balls on the golf course today …. and that was when I stepped on a rake in the sand trap!”

  8. Brightspot60

    Brightspot60 said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Twain said that.

  9. neatslob

    neatslob said, over 3 years ago

    In golf you hit the ball as far as you can, then you have to go after it. In bowling you throw the ball, have a beer, and look! The ball’s back!

  10. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The other day I shot a 48 on the easier front 9. Stopped at the clubhouse and drank a beer. I then shot a 38 on the much harder back nine.
    Phil Michelson in a can.

  11. rroop

    rroop said, over 3 years ago

    Harder than fishing which is one out of two, drown the worms and drink beer.

  12. tygrkhat40

    tygrkhat40 said, over 3 years ago

    One out of three? Good enough for baseball.

  13. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, over 3 years ago

    The good old 19th hole…

  14. rshive

    rshive said, over 3 years ago

    A few drinks makes the first eighteen holes easier to swallow.

  15. Brandon Taylor

    Brandon Taylor said, over 3 years ago

    Robin Williams once had THE perfect description of golf. I dare not repeat it here because some of the language is NSFW.

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