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   AussieDownUnder said, 3 months ago

   Could come to a parting of their ways.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   I’ll come back for part II of this hair-raising … parting story!
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

   mad magazine did a spoof on moses when I was kid. He goes through life being able to part different waters. At the end he is leading the Israelites through the Red Sea and the guy next to him says something about this being great how they could close it behind them and trap the Egyptian army. The last line is Moses with an uh-oh look saying “close it up?”
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   Bdaysuit said, 3 months ago

   LMAO……..better hurry.
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   rmacprivate said, 3 months ago

   @Nabuquduriuzhur

   Moses parting the sea in Mel Brooks’ History of the World was another great take on that.
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   dkram said, 3 months ago

   @Nabuquduriuzhur

   I remember that one, it was by Don Martin.
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   \\//_
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   Vegas Viper said, 3 months ago

   @440RoadRunner

   And bite the bubbles…
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   Rickapolis said, 3 months ago

   ba da boom.
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   Ralph Ziggy said, 3 months ago

   beavers do it with just their teeth and their tails.
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    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 3 months ago

    There’s the problem. Ya gotta have a staff to part waters.
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    MagicFan said, 3 months ago

    @Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    And worship God.
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    ujean said, 3 months ago

    @MagicFan

    Now you’re just splitting hairs.
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    boldyuma said, 3 months ago

    To heck with the parting of the waters..
    I’ve got a splitting headache..when’s Moses getting
    here with those tablets?
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    JP Steve said, 3 months ago

    @Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    So cats can part waters?
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    Buckster said, 3 months ago

    Not sure if they can part waters but I know they can water parts…
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