B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

    I’m starting a new program, called the Pasta Diet! The Italians have been using it for centuries. Here are the few simple steps:

    1) You walka pasta da bakery.
    2) You walka pasta da candy store.
    3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
    4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

    From KikiPeepers (http://www.youthink.com/jokes.cfm?obj_id=445816).

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    Or, to paraphrase Henny Youngman:

    Fat Broad is a light eater; every time it gets light she starts eating.

  2. win

    win said, 3 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    huzzah!

  3. win

    win said, 3 months ago

    “Okay, s’alright, close d box.” – Senor Wences character

  4. MPeters

    MPeters said, 3 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    I’m on a seafood diet. If I see food, I eat it.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

    re: alexikakos

    If matter and antimatter cancel each other out, then how about the pasta + antipasto diet?

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Possibly. Trouble is … matter and anti-matter cancel each other out rather violently.
    Don’t know about pasta and anti-pasta…

  7. caller49

    caller49 said, 3 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    lmao lol omg

  8. Brian K

    Brian K said, 3 months ago

    Serves her right.

  9. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, 3 months ago

    Diet is “Die” with a “T”!

  10. dadenny

    dadenny said, 3 months ago

    This trap has problems that drive me over the OCD edge. Either make a figure four prop and put the cheese on it or tie the string on the stick. And why is he climbing the tree?

  11. SARAHJOHN

    SARAHJOHN said, 3 months ago

    he’s got the trap set wrong. the string goes on the stick.

  12. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, 3 months ago

    I’m a light eater – I start eating once it’s light outside.

  13. lightenup

    lightenup said, 3 months ago

    “… or else you’ll be next”
    Don’t get in the Fat Broad’s way when she’s hungry! :-o

  14. Benjamin Scott

    Benjamin Scott said, 3 months ago

    Hahaha…

  15. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 3 months ago

    I didn’t know you could catch chicks with cheese…

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