B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 3 years ago

    I’m starting a new program, called the Pasta Diet! The Italians have been using it for centuries. Here are the few simple steps:

    1) You walka pasta da bakery.
    2) You walka pasta da candy store.
    3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
    4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

    From KikiPeepers (http://www.youthink.com/jokes.cfm?obj_id=445816).

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    Or, to paraphrase Henny Youngman:

    Fat Broad is a light eater; every time it gets light she starts eating.

  2. win

    win said, about 3 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    huzzah!

  3. win

    win said, about 3 years ago

    “Okay, s’alright, close d box.” – Senor Wences character

  4. MPeters

    MPeters said, about 3 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    I’m on a seafood diet. If I see food, I eat it.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 3 years ago

    re: alexikakos

    If matter and antimatter cancel each other out, then how about the pasta + antipasto diet?

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Possibly. Trouble is … matter and anti-matter cancel each other out rather violently.
    Don’t know about pasta and anti-pasta…

  7. caller49

    caller49 said, about 3 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    lmao lol omg

  8. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, about 3 years ago

    Diet is “Die” with a “T”!

  9. dadenny

    dadenny GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    This trap has problems that drive me over the OCD edge. Either make a figure four prop and put the cheese on it or tie the string on the stick. And why is he climbing the tree?

  10. SARAHJOHN

    SARAHJOHN said, about 3 years ago

    he’s got the trap set wrong. the string goes on the stick.

  11. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    I’m a light eater – I start eating once it’s light outside.

  12. lightenup

    lightenup said, about 3 years ago

    “… or else you’ll be next”
    Don’t get in the Fat Broad’s way when she’s hungry! :-o

  13. Benjamin Scott

    Benjamin Scott said, about 3 years ago

    Hahaha…

  14. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, about 3 years ago

    I didn’t know you could catch chicks with cheese…

  15. fishbulb239

    fishbulb239 said, about 3 years ago

    @dadenny

    I must say that I concur – the trap baffles me. Assuming that he must indeed have a physical connection to the trap, why not hide behind a tree or sit on a branch? How long did he expect to be able to cling to the tree in that fashion? He was quite fortunate that the Fat Broad came along quickly, and that she wasn’t deterred by the sight of his butt hanging a few feet above the box. If the Fat Broad’s obliviousness to such an obvious trap is any indication of the intelligence of the average cave person, then it’s a miracle that we evolved enough to be capable of such modern marvels as reality TV, the Heart Attack Grill, phone apps that remind you to drink water, umm… hey, wait a minute!

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