B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. Yochanan204

    Yochanan204 said, over 3 years ago

    Early to bed and early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys.
    Late to bed and early to rise, and you go around all day with bloodshot eyes.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    Every aphorism has one or more situations that don’t apply.

    A penny saved is a penny depreciated…

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    A penny saved is pointless around here . the Canadian mint is phasing them out!

  4. inshadowz

    inshadowz said, over 3 years ago

    Goes to show that truth doesn’t always rhyme.

  5. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    “The Myth of the Reasonable Man

    The Case of Fardell versus Potts"

    A. P. Herbert.

    http://www.oocities.org/bororissa/rea.html
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    Every time I read this I get a chuckle.
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    15 minute read at the outside.

  6. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, over 3 years ago

    Very few exciting events have ever followed the phrase, “I had a salad and…”

  7. rshive

    rshive said, over 3 years ago

    Early to rise
    And early to bed
    Makes a shrike
    Healthy, wealthy, and dead.
    -————————————
    Apologies to Odgen Nash (I think)

  8. Rugeirn Drienborough

    Rugeirn Drienborough said, over 3 years ago

    If Ben Franklin was so boring, why was he so successful with women?

  9. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 3 years ago

    @Rugeirn Drienborough

    Ben Franklin was an incredible man, possibly not quite right in the head if judged by todays’ standards, but quite the mover and shaker in his day. I don’t know if he ever said it, but his motto should have been ‘carpe diem!’

  10. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    Carpe Domina.

  11. lightenup

    lightenup said, over 3 years ago

    I don’t know… It seems that everyone wants to be healthy, wealthy and wise. So if all it takes is to go to bed and get up early, that’s a small price to pay.
    I’ve done the “get little sleep” thing and it’s not as fun as it seems.

  12. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, over 3 years ago

    The older you get the more true it is…What you use to do all Night, now it takes all night to do.

  13. Miba

    Miba said, over 3 years ago

    There is nothing boring about being responsible. Who wants to lower themselves down to the level of irresponsible children?

  14. So  Lonely

    So Lonely said, over 3 years ago

    @Miba

    Yes there is nothing boring about being mature

  15. MPeters

    MPeters said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    I wonder when the U.S. will follow suit? Pennies cost more to mint than they’re worth.

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