B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 2 years ago

    ?

  2. waycyber

    waycyber said, almost 2 years ago

    Next scene would be “playing reindeer games”, therefore unavailable for sleigh duties/

  3. True Blue Buffalo Bulls

    True Blue Buffalo Bulls said, almost 2 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    P90X is an extreme workout program. Someone is trying to tell Santa that he needs to lose a little (or a lot) of weight.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    P90 is also a 9mm submachine gun.

  5. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, almost 2 years ago

    @True Blue Buffalo Bulls

    Thanks that helped clear up the obscurity for me too.

  6. Damage

    Damage GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Nabuqud
    Shows what you know. The PDW FN P90 uses 5.7×8mm ammo. It’s rarely considered an SMG either.

  7. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    Mason Mastroianni, Mick Mastroianni, Perri Hart, Patti Hart,
    Bobby Hart, you all need a humour pill prescription if such a pill exists.

  8. ronald rini

    ronald rini said, almost 2 years ago

    @Damage

    Just looked it up it is a work out routine

  9. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, almost 2 years ago

    If a certain school principal had a P90 a lot more kids would be celebrating christmass this year.

  10. richardelguru

    richardelguru GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Q4horse What a stupid and insensitive thing to say.

  11. celecca

    celecca GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @richardelguru

    agree

  12. Logan Sackett

    Logan Sackett GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @richardelguru

    Calling someone names that you don’t agree with is very intelligent and sensitive.

  13. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    With all this talk of guns…..
    .
    A man called a home work-out company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
    .
    The next day, there was a knock on the door and there stood a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
    .
    She introduced herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
    .
    The sign read, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

    .
    She took off running and without a second thought, he took off after her.
    .
    A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally had to give up.
    .
    The same girl showed up for the next four days and the same thing happened.
    .
    On the fifth day, he weighed himself and was delighted to find he had lost 10 lbs. as promised.
    .
    Being highly pleased he called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.

    The next day there was a knock at his door and there stood the most stunning and beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life.
    .
    She was wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that also read “If you catch me, you can have me.” She too, began running.
    .
    Well, he tried for five days to catch her, but could not. However when he weighed himself at the end of the fifth day he found, happily, that he had lost the advertised 20 lbs.
    .
    Because of his great success with the 10 and 20 lb. weight-loss programs he decided to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

    “Are you sure?” asked the representative. “This is our most rigorous program and it will require your total commitment .”
    .
    “I’m, absolutely sure” he replied. “I haven’t felt this good in years.”
    .
    The next day there was once again a knock at the door; but this time when he opened it, instead of a gorgeous woman there was a huge muscular guy wearing nothing but pink running shoes.
    .
    The sign around his neck read,“If I catch you, you are mine!!!”
    .
    He met the weight-loss target on the third day.

  14. davefrompaterson

    davefrompaterson said, almost 2 years ago

    p90 is also a pickup for acoustic guitars.
    maybe santa wants to duckwalk like chuck berry, needs to do the chuck berry bootcamp duckwalk experience.

  15. Qiset

    Qiset said, almost 2 years ago

    Agree with Q4horse. Check out the school policy at the schools in Harrold, TX.

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