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   simpsonfan2 said, 5 months ago

   ?
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   waycyber said, 5 months ago

   Next scene would be “playing reindeer games”, therefore unavailable for sleigh duties/
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   True Blue Buffalo Bulls said, 5 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   P90X is an extreme workout program. Someone is trying to tell Santa that he needs to lose a little (or a lot) of weight.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

   P90 is also a 9mm submachine gun.
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   Brian K said, 5 months ago

   Now Santa is offended
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   DreamScourge said, 5 months ago

   @True Blue Buffalo Bulls

   Thanks that helped clear up the obscurity for me too.
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   Damage said, 5 months ago

   @Nabuqud
   Shows what you know. The PDW FN P90 uses 5.7×8mm ammo. It’s rarely considered an SMG either.
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   Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

   Mason Mastroianni, Mick Mastroianni, Perri Hart, Patti Hart,
   Bobby Hart, you all need a humour pill prescription if such a pill exists.
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   ronald rini said, 5 months ago

   @Damage

   Just looked it up it is a work out routine
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    Q4horse said, 5 months ago

    If a certain school principal had a P90 a lot more kids would be celebrating christmass this year.
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    richardelguru said, 5 months ago

    Q4horse What a stupid and insensitive thing to say.
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    celecca said, 5 months ago

    @richardelguru

    agree
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    Logan Sackett said, 5 months ago

    @richardelguru

    Calling someone names that you don’t agree with is very intelligent and sensitive.
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    Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

    With all this talk of guns…..
    .
    A man called a home work-out company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
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    The next day, there was a knock on the door and there stood a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
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    She introduced herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
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    The sign read, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

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    She took off running and without a second thought, he took off after her.
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    A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally had to give up.
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    The same girl showed up for the next four days and the same thing happened.
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    On the fifth day, he weighed himself and was delighted to find he had lost 10 lbs. as promised.
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    Being highly pleased he called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.

    The next day there was a knock at his door and there stood the most stunning and beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life.
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    She was wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that also read “If you catch me, you can have me.” She too, began running.
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    Well, he tried for five days to catch her, but could not. However when he weighed himself at the end of the fifth day he found, happily, that he had lost the advertised 20 lbs.
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    Because of his great success with the 10 and 20 lb. weight-loss programs he decided to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

    “Are you sure?” asked the representative. “This is our most rigorous program and it will require your total commitment .”
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    “I’m, absolutely sure” he replied. “I haven’t felt this good in years.”
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    The next day there was once again a knock at the door; but this time when he opened it, instead of a gorgeous woman there was a huge muscular guy wearing nothing but pink running shoes.
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    The sign around his neck read,“If I catch you, you are mine!!!”
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    He met the weight-loss target on the third day.
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    russell5419 said, 5 months ago

    its for losing weight, it has nothing to do with guns…give me a break
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