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1. 

   Brian K said, 6 months ago

   No. PTERODACTYL!!
2. 

   afficionado said, 6 months ago

   by the time you spit out pppterodactyl it’s too late
3. 

   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

   Clumsy Carp is a man of action, now?
4. 

   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 6 months ago

   Now we know why he was target shooting yesterday.
5. 

   K.C. Fahel said, 6 months ago

   @Brian K

   That brought back the movie “The Flintstones”! LOL
6. 

   rmacprivate said, 6 months ago

   DUCK! Where?
7. 

   rshive said, 6 months ago

   Perhaps the duck has hired the pterodactyl as an enforcer,
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   dsom8 said, 6 months ago

   Oh. Verb!
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   Vegas Viper said, 6 months ago

   Dock, Duck, Goose, Pterodactylus…
10. 

    TrapperJohn said, 6 months ago

    The Doctor: Good. [walks away, then comes back] One more thing —- your name.
    ~
    Romana I: What about my name?
    ~
    The Doctor: It’s too long. By the time I’ve called out, ‘Look out’—what’s your name?
    ~
    Romana I: Romanadvoratrelundar.
    ~
    The Doctor: By the time I’ve called that out, you could be dead! I’ll call you Romana.
    ~
    Romana I: I don’t like Romana.
    ~
    The Doctor: It’s either Romana or Fred.
    ~
    Romana I: All right, call me Fred!
    ~
    The Doctor: Good. Come on, Romana!
11. 

    pschearer said, 6 months ago

    Pduck!
12. 

    freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

    The joke is evolving as time goes by.
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    stevesingle66 said, 6 months ago

    Not contemporary
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    Fido3 said, 6 months ago

    Pterodactyls were the size of pigeons and they had no crest. The large ones WITH the crest were PTERANODONS. Sorry, pet peeve of mine.
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    pschearer said, 6 months ago

    @Fido3

    Wikipedia says they were larger and that the idea they were small was because so many fossils were of juveniles.
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