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   gimmickgenius said, 7 months ago

   Sna-dar.
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   afficionado said, 7 months ago

   cheer up snake, you only got one strike not pounded as usual
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   Jenna Rose said, 7 months ago

   Cheer up. At least she didn’t sit on you.
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   gmartin997 said, 7 months ago

   “Woman” is a stretch of the imagination. She’s a female of a species not yet determined.
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   Brian K said, 7 months ago

   That’s the problem with grass
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   Alexikakos said, 7 months ago

   A old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes…cant see well these days”. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor hes very depressed. Doc says, “Whats the problem…didnt the glasses help you?” “The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered Ive been living with a water hose the past 2 years!”
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   J. Short said, 7 months ago

   I’m mildly disturbed by the object thrown.
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   sleeepy2 said, 7 months ago

   Whacking day is May 10th.
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   Digital Frog said, 7 months ago

   @gmartin997

   I agree, it does take a broad stretch of the imagination to accept her as a woman…
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    Vegas Viper said, 7 months ago

    Your just a snake in the grass…
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    scrabblefiend said, 7 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    This gave me a good laugh.
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    Rickapolis said, 7 months ago

    Sometimes camouflage works against you.
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    TrapperJohn said, 7 months ago

    I have a dog’s hearing — I can actually hear ultrasonic alarm systems. Believe me, it’s a curse.
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    Jungfrau said, 7 months ago

    How ’bout: SASQUATCHETTE ???
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    25strings said, 7 months ago

    @TrapperJohn, I had that same “curse” about 45 years ago. I could also hear horizontal oscillators on TV sets and ultrasonic traffic detectors. Trust me – you’ll miss it when it’s gone. And it will go.
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