B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. Mikeyj

    Mikeyj said, almost 4 years ago

    Good one

  2. firedome

    firedome said, almost 4 years ago

    even a good ikea is a bad idea…

  3. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, almost 4 years ago

    It couldn’t be from IKEA, it isn’t ugly enough, and it hasn’t fallen apart yet!

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 4 years ago

    A couple were entertaining and decided to serve snails. The husband went out to get some.
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    It was a nice day and after he’d got the snails he decided to pop into his local pub for a drink.
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    One drink turned into two and two to three… finally realizing how much time he had passed in the pub, he grabbed his coat and snails and ran home knowing that his wife would be wondering where he’d got to (and likely furious with him as well).
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    As he charged through the garden gate he tripped and dropped the snails all over the path.
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    His wife heard the commotion and went to see what was going on.
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    On seeing her husband she asked, “Where have you been?”
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    He looked down at the snails and gestured towards the front door, “Come on lads, nearly there!”

  5. uncorked

    uncorked said, almost 4 years ago

    Gesundheit!

  6. cdward

    cdward said, almost 4 years ago

    Some assembly required.

  7. lightenup

    lightenup said, almost 4 years ago

    And he still had a handful of screws and bolts left over.

  8. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 4 years ago

    Why does IKEA have a creche when all the ‘parents’ just let their brats kids treat the whole store like a huge playground?



    Where’s that @!£#ing coffee?!!??

  9. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, almost 4 years ago

    I Likk IKEA

  10. saabvolvo

    saabvolvo said, almost 4 years ago

    IKEA isn’t this bad. Look at the way the shell is coiled…it is backwards!

  11. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, almost 4 years ago

    Where’s the allen wrench and assembly instructions? …
    @Number Six – its nice that IKEA thought ahead and has a cage, * cough * I mean play area for the little ones.

  12. Rodney

    Rodney said, almost 4 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Quick thinking!

  13. Montana  Lady

    Montana Lady said, almost 4 years ago

    You don’t know how much you like IKEA until the closest store is 10 hours away!!!! Ugh!

  14. wbtthefrog

    wbtthefrog said, almost 4 years ago

    The spiral is going the wrong way on the Ikea snail.

  15. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, almost 4 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    …….He looked down at the snails and gestured towards the front door, “Come on lads, nearly there!”

    Ha! Well said!

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