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   Mikeyj said, 6 months ago

   Good one
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   firedome said, 6 months ago

   even a good ikea is a bad idea…
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   somebodyshort said, 6 months ago

   How much for that product placement?
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   Thirdguy said, 6 months ago

   It couldn’t be from IKEA, it isn’t ugly enough, and it hasn’t fallen apart yet!
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   Alexikakos said, 6 months ago

   A couple were entertaining and decided to serve snails. The husband went out to get some.
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   It was a nice day and after he’d got the snails he decided to pop into his local pub for a drink.
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   One drink turned into two and two to three… finally realizing how much time he had passed in the pub, he grabbed his coat and snails and ran home knowing that his wife would be wondering where he’d got to (and likely furious with him as well).
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   As he charged through the garden gate he tripped and dropped the snails all over the path.
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   His wife heard the commotion and went to see what was going on.
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   On seeing her husband she asked, “Where have you been?”
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   He looked down at the snails and gestured towards the front door, “Come on lads, nearly there!”
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   capnLaz said, 6 months ago

   I like it!
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   uncorked said, 6 months ago

   Gesundheit!
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   Brian K said, 6 months ago

   Did he mean idea?
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   cdward said, 6 months ago

   Some assembly required.
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    lightenup said, 6 months ago

    And he still had a handful of screws and bolts left over.
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    Number Six said, 6 months ago

    Why does IKEA have a creche when all the ‘parents’ just let their brats kids treat the whole store like a huge playground?
    

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    Where’s that @!£#ing coffee?!!??
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    Vegas Viper said, 6 months ago

    I Likk IKEA…
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    lookinside said, 6 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Great joke! As an organic gardener, I’m VERY familiar with those critters…
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    saabvolvo said, 6 months ago

    IKEA isn’t this bad. Look at the way the shell is coiled…it is backwards!
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    THEVIC IOUSDOUG MARTIG said, 6 months ago

    Do you know Ikea sells stuff “Made In China” so much for quality Norseland made stuff! Bleah!
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