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   bluskies said, 10 months ago

   The art of golf in one easy lesson.
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   afficionado said, 10 months ago

   @bluskies
   Easy?
   I still don’t get it
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   FrankenAaronStein said, 10 months ago

   Cavemen gots golf? Hmmm. A walk spoiled, or something to that effect. I forget who says that golf is men in ugly pants, walking. Fashion-wise, these two got a ways to go yet.
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   doffy said, 10 months ago

   Proves the old adage:

   Keep It Simple, Stupid.
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   pelican47 said, 10 months ago

   Then throttle your caddie.
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   A SAINT said, 10 months ago

   Actually, you probably want to decrease loft to keep the ball low and out of the wind…
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   differentboat said, 10 months ago

   Look at what the caddy does with his eyes in the last four panels….
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 10 months ago

   Stupid game…. Spelling it backwards decribes how I play.
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   Submachine said, 10 months ago

   The Scotch invented golf…which is perhaps why they invented scotch.
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    philyfanstukinmi said, 10 months ago

    @Submachine

    That’s why it’s eighteen holes, because it took them that long to finish a bottle of scotch.
    And it’s called golf because fork (substitute) was already taken.
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    So Lonely said, 10 months ago

    having to dump the instructions down
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    rshive said, 10 months ago

    Golf made simple. Just make sure your hands are ahead of the club head at impact.
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    cdward said, 10 months ago

    @philyfanstukinmi

    It’s called golf because that spells “Flog” backwards. And flogging the ball is what many golfers do. Also, it’s been said that whoever invented golf deserved a good flogging.
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    Dillithamir said, 10 months ago

    This is a good example of my life in text support…

    By the way… golf was developed by the scotts, and it stood for: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden
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    runar said, 10 months ago

    @Dillithamir

    Dillithamir said, “Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden”
    
    Totally untrue. And neither are acronyms* the source of words like:
    
    “Port out, starboard home”
    “Ship high in transit”
    “For unlawful carnal knowledge”
    “Constable on patrol”
    
    Besides, anyone who has read Lord of the Rings knows that golf is named after the orc chieftain Golfimbul; at the Battle of Greenfields, Bullroarer Took knocked off Golfimbul’s head with a club. It landed in a rabbit hole, winning the battle and inventing the game at the same time.
    
    And does anybody wonder why the Scots hava a monopoly on silly sports? Golf, curling and throwing a telephone pole the caber.
    
    *The words radar, sonar, maser, laser and scuba are, however, originally acronyms, but they are recent coinages.
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