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1. 

   simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

   The Queen
2. 

   simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

   Of hearts
3. 

   simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

   Now loves the knave
4. 

   simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

   The King
5. 

   simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

   Ran out of
6. 

   simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

   BURMA SHAVE
7. 

   beviek said, about 1 year ago

   @simpsonfan2

   Exellent! I was thinking Burma Shave as well.

   Violets are blue,
   Roses are pink,
   Upon the graves of those
   who drive and drink.
   Burma Shave
8. 

   adubman said, about 1 year ago

   “…..Signs, signs….everywhere signs…..
   Do this….do that….can’t you read the signs??”
9. 

   Woody 157 said, about 1 year ago

   Railroad crossing
   Watch out for the cars,
   Can you spell that
   Without any r’s?
10. 

    blunebottle said, about 1 year ago

    A courteous driver
    Will not impede
    Those who would drive
    At the posted speed
    Please move over
    Burma Shave
11. 

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    The Midnight Ride

    Of Paul For Beer

    He ended up

    In a warmer hemisphere.
12. 

    briatollah said, about 1 year ago

    In this world
    Of toil and sin
    Your head goes bald
    But not your chin.
    Burma Shave.
13. 

    blunebottle said, about 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I know of a guy whose wife sent him out on his motorcycle for a jug of milk….he didn’t stop for 300 miles…
14. 

    Texas_Rose90 said, about 1 year ago

    @Woody 157

    That!
15. 

    Cooncat said, about 1 year ago

    more stimulus $$$ wasted … reminds me of the highway signs reporting that “this is your Stimulus money at work” (paraphrasing) … phooey.
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