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1. 

   Yukoner said, 2 months ago

   BUSTED!!

2. 

   pouncingtiger said, 2 months ago

   Trusting soul, ain’t she.

3. 

   Lewreader said, 2 months ago

   Dear, the beauty of the flowers just made me think of you.

4. 

   sjoujke said, 2 months ago

   ….yeah right!

5. 

   Johanan Rakkav said, 2 months ago

   Ah yes, steeped in the brine of cynicism.

6. 

   Jo Jo said, 2 months ago

   Ant hill Peyton Place.

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   Dora Dingle said, 2 months ago

   How do women like us have the ability to see though a cheating spouse?

8. 

   Dewed said, 2 months ago

   No … if it was the girl at the office, I’d be giving them to her!

9. 

   rshive said, 2 months ago

   Suspicion!

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    Stuart Gathman said, 2 months ago

    Dora Dingle, the sad thing is, that many women don’t detect a player. For example, the following link is an outline of a seminar by Anna Salter about female staff at institutions attempting to rehabilitate male sexual offenders. Despite knowing what the guys are in there for, and despite extensive training to prevent the problem, about 1/3 of the female staff end up getting sweet talked into bed with a molester.

    I could never say the lines used with a straight face, “You are the only one who can help me!” But they seem to work.

    http://www.annasalter.com/handouts/dl18_StaffPredators.pdf

    2 Timothy 3:6, “For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts.”

    And not to let men off the hook, they seem to be just as silly. From Proverbs 7:21-22, “With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him. He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks.”

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    Fer Lefer said, 2 months ago

    “We didn´t intend to have an affair at the office, but our hearts made an automatic Bluetooth connection…”

    Say, we’re ALWAYS caught, because we are doing things, we usually don’t do…

    ( ^ _ ^ ; )

12. 

    Todd said, 2 months ago

    I think there should just be a separate strip for the ants. There’s nothing prehistoric about them.

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    SQUIDBREAKER said, 2 months ago

    I searched for my love at the gym, where people are not afraid to work out. Technically speaking, it was ‘off ice’

    Now we are both working out our salvation with fear, trembling, boxing gloves and hockey sticks on ice. Can’t stay off ice very long.

    If we hit a wrinkle in the way, I pull out my eight - iron to get back on the straight path and off the cart path.

    A.

14. 

    Doctor Toon said, 2 months ago

    I have never been sexually harassed at work.
    Think I should file a complaint about that?

15. 

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 2 months ago

    Who dares harass someone holding a cup of nuclear coffee?

16. 

    kirbydude said, 2 months ago

    Uh oh, BC.

17. 

    BC13 said, 2 months ago

    I would think nuclear coffee works even better than a wedding ring.

18. 

    Trisha Evenstar said, 2 months ago

    oooooh Ouch!

19. 

    crunkbot said, 2 months ago

    why is that rock talking to itself?

20. 

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    That ain’t no rock, it is an anthil!

    But, come to think of it, why is the ANTHILL talking to itself?

    I see no ants.

21. 

    Doctor Toon said, 2 months ago

    Good points Maresha & BC13

    Am I allowed to say “A”?

22. 

    BC13 said, 2 months ago

    You may.

    A

23. 

    EarlWash said, 2 months ago

    Doctor Toon, neither have I. What say we file a ‘Class Action Suit’?

    Then too if Jake had not brought his wifey any flowers, a few days later she would have whined, “you never bring me any flowers like you used to. You don’t love me any more”.

    HEY !!!!!!!!!

24. 

    Wildmustang1262 said, 2 months ago

    Ant wife found out who the flowers were supposed to be for, she should shove the flowers in her ant hubby’s mouth for cheating on her.

25. 

    Just plain Steve said, 2 months ago

    Actually, Todd ants are contemporary with dinosaurs. Cavemen not so much!

26. 

    crunkbot said, 2 months ago

    I bet homeschoolers use the various B.C. collections as textbooks.

27. 

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 2 months ago

    @Doctor Toon -

    Late A’s are better than no A’s.

28. 

    Doctor Toon said, 2 months ago

    Maresha - My lady friend says I have a nice A

29. 

    BC13 said, 2 months ago

    Dr Toon
    And your not getting sexually harrassed? They must be intimidated by the nuclear coffee.

30. 

    alikgator said, 2 months ago

    That’s what is called significant silence