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   pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

   That’s also the definition for “aging” and “marriage”

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   tbree said, 4 months ago

   Puberty leads to marriage, which leads to aging…..

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   wndrwrthg said, 4 months ago

   I always thought it had to do with drinking establishments.

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   Yukoner said, 4 months ago

   That being the case, I need to ask, “Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?”

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   crazyolnick said, 4 months ago

   I’m a duck…………

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   BC13 said, 4 months ago

   and sometimes that southward migration extends to what they sit on.

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   Richard said, 4 months ago

   The plot sickens.

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   johnparadox said, 4 months ago

   Middle age should be defined when the body does its southward migration… starting around the waist, then to extra padding for sitting.

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   Lewreader said, 4 months ago

   Gravity

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    iamtxmilady said, 4 months ago

    it’s more than just a good idea. its the law.

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    Johanan Rakkav said, 4 months ago

    I have to vouch for Wiley’s intent. I’m amazed that I did as well in middle and high school as I did – and that I managed to stay out of trouble as much as I did.

    (I was going to quote a Latin phrase, but the Web site mistook one of the words for English vulgarity! How droll!)

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    Anandgyan said, 4 months ago

    Hey! All the way south to the pubes, do not dwell too long under the arms, aren’t they the pits?

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    yyyguy said, 4 months ago

    middle age: when your broad mind and narrow waist start to change places?

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    lightenup said, 4 months ago

    Amen yyyguy, even though we’re convinced that it’s not happening to us…

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    Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

    Honk! Honk! Honk! Geese go flying southward migration, too!

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    tomsdiy said, 4 months ago

    I thought “puberty” was the freedom to drink at the pub of your choice.

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    miser said, 4 months ago

    If you think you are old, then you are.