Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer

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  1. Ryan (Say what now‽)

    Ryan (Say what now‽) GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Corn dogs; done right they are good, but you might as well eat the stick for any nutrition.

  2. olddog1

    olddog1 said, over 3 years ago

    Actually sounds like a good idea. Serve in a paper container like chicken nuggets, a single small wood skewer, and dipping goop.

  3. TheWildSow

    TheWildSow said, over 3 years ago

    They already have them! http://www.drivinganddining.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mini.jpg

  4. dexterison

    dexterison said, over 3 years ago

    @Ryan (Say what now‽)

    They’ve perfected the corn dog, and you’re worried about nutrition?!

  5. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, over 3 years ago

    Can I get cheese on that?

  6. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 3 years ago

    So – your dad picked up a goose and walked into a pointy stick, or brambles, or a can of mace or something eye first?


    What defines a portable goose? Does it have a handle on its back? Aren’t all geese’s portable if your arms are long enough and you can tolerate all the hissing and pecking?


    Your brothers have got me stumped this time.

  7. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Cornbread-covered barbecued pork squares. I’ll call them Bar-B-Cubes. I’m gonna be rich!

  8. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 3 years ago

    @Coyoty

    I’ll need your address so that I can mail you my wallet.

  9. Fourcrows

    Fourcrows said, over 3 years ago

    @Coyoty

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

  10. dbroth01

    dbroth01 said, over 3 years ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Assuming this isn’t a troll (perhaps a bad assumption):

    blind = a shelter or other device used by hunters to conceal or hide from game animals, as, a goose blind, a deer blind, etc.

  11. AStarofDestiny

    AStarofDestiny said, over 3 years ago

    The comic itself cracks me up, and the comments are like the icing on the cake!

  12. peachguy

    peachguy said, over 3 years ago

    Odd. I was in Florida last week and Sunday before leaving, I stopped at a A&W for a float. I didn’t get any, but they had corn dog nuggets!

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