Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer
- September 14, 2009
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Basic Instructions started out as a small side-feature Scott Meyer created to entertain people who came to his website looking to hire a comedian. It wasn't long before the comic was far more popular than anything Scott ever did as a comedian.
Basic Instructions is a series of guides meant to help you lead a better life. They cover topics as diverse as "How to Deal with Boredom" and "How to Travel Back in Time to Deliver a Dire Warning to Your Former Self". Basic Instructions is populated with exaggerated versions of Scott, his family and his friends, which has caused no small amount of unpleasantness.
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Comments (7) Jump to Comments Form
4deerinmyyard
said,
2 months ago
Here ya go, Scott.
http://hairemoval.blogspot.com/2006/04/make-your-own-sugaring-recipe.html
Jo Jo said, 2 months ago
A straight razor and a strop is the greenest - and perhaps reddest - option of all.
Ray C
said,
2 months ago
Not to mention all the fun you can have with that strop thing.
DAN said, 2 months ago
Use an electric razor and beard trimmer.
Norelco makes em
Ushindi
said,
2 months ago
Toughen up, get a face and head “Brazilian Wax”.
sdvogel said, 2 months ago
Maybe using one of those buffing pads on the info-mercials that sand your hair off. Handy thing to do on the way to work in trafic.
Ash said, 2 months ago
Somebody married that guy?