Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer

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  1. Edcole1961

    Edcole1961 said, 3 months ago

    No one has ever seen an octo-chicken. They run away too fast.

  2. BuzzDog

    BuzzDogGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Given everyone’s desire for lower-fat white meat (never mind that it’s deep-fat fried), it’s a shame they didn’t create an eight-BREASTED chicken, rather than an eight-legged one. Or for the Buffalo market, an eight-winged one…

  3. Bret Haines

    Bret HainesGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    The Slaw! Of course. Why didn’t I think of that.

  4. Craigor

    Craigor said, 3 months ago

    Hey, for those of us who love dark meat, the octo-chicken is the way to go. Sort of luck the quadro-turkeys that John Madden used to make on Thanksgiving day football games.

  5. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, 3 months ago

    I dunno, this sounds fishy. I’m checking with Snopes before I start running through the streets screaming like a madman. This time.

  6. Radical-Knight

    Radical-KnightGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    You show potential Scott, have you considered a government position?

  7. Baba Doodlius

    Baba DoodliusGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I thought they’d never advance beyond the seven-assed turtle.

  8. Kyler

    Kyler said, 2 months ago

    Scott’s expression in the last panel is demented.

  9. Oddfeld

    Oddfeld said, 2 months ago

    @Jo Jo - http://xkcd.com/250