Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer

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  1. the.slug

    the.slug said, 5 months ago

    Secrete them?

    Secret.

  2. Orgelspieler

    Orgelspieler said, 5 months ago

    If he’s eating the whole cow, he is NOT keeping kosher. I’m just sayin’.

  3. grazer

    grazer said, 5 months ago

    I have the strength of fifty chocolate trees.

  4. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Secrete is used correctly.

  5. princepavel

    princepavel said, 5 months ago

    hey , slug, better secrete than excrete!as for quantity strenth…I’d settle for ther strenth of just ONE of Mr. Tesla’s ham sandwiches (see the New Adventures of Queen Victoria)

  6. athensga

    athensga said, 5 months ago

    se·crete


    1. To conceal in a hiding place; cache.

    2. To steal secretly; filch.

    and LOL@ “I have the strength of 138 chickens and four whole cows”

  7. mlevinsongocomics

    mlevinsongocomics said, 5 months ago

    I don’t believe that anyone with a mullet keeps kosher.

  8. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, 5 months ago

    That garment seems to be good at repelling other things, as well.

  9. 3hourtour

    3hourtour said, 5 months ago

    …i collect sayings like,”I just want to stab you so much,”….