Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer
- June 25, 2009
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Basic Instructions started out as a small side-feature Scott Meyer created to entertain people who came to his website looking to hire a comedian. It wasn't long before the comic was far more popular than anything Scott ever did as a comedian.
Basic Instructions is a series of guides meant to help you lead a better life. They cover topics as diverse as "How to Deal with Boredom" and "How to Travel Back in Time to Deliver a Dire Warning to Your Former Self". Basic Instructions is populated with exaggerated versions of Scott, his family and his friends, which has caused no small amount of unpleasantness.
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Comments (9) Jump to Comments Form
the.slug said, 5 months ago
Secrete them?
Secret.
Orgelspieler said, 5 months ago
If he’s eating the whole cow, he is NOT keeping kosher. I’m just sayin’.
grazer said, 5 months ago
I have the strength of fifty chocolate trees.
cleokaya
said,
5 months ago
Secrete is used correctly.
princepavel said, 5 months ago
hey , slug, better secrete than excrete!as for quantity strenth…I’d settle for ther strenth of just ONE of Mr. Tesla’s ham sandwiches (see the New Adventures of Queen Victoria)
athensga said, 5 months ago
se·crete
and LOL@ “I have the strength of 138 chickens and four whole cows”
mlevinsongocomics said, 5 months ago
I don’t believe that anyone with a mullet keeps kosher.
Jo Jo said, 5 months ago
That garment seems to be good at repelling other things, as well.
3hourtour said, 5 months ago
…i collect sayings like,”I just want to stab you so much,”….