Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer
- April 30, 2009
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Basic Instructions started out as a small side-feature Scott Meyer created to entertain people who came to his website looking to hire a comedian. It wasn't long before the comic was far more popular than anything Scott ever did as a comedian.
Basic Instructions is a series of guides meant to help you lead a better life. They cover topics as diverse as "How to Deal with Boredom" and "How to Travel Back in Time to Deliver a Dire Warning to Your Former Self". Basic Instructions is populated with exaggerated versions of Scott, his family and his friends, which has caused no small amount of unpleasantness.
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Comments (8) Jump to Comments Form
CoolGuy2000 said, 6 months ago
oh my gosh, brilliant!
cleokaya
said,
6 months ago
Did it teach you how to blow?
Hugh B. Hayve said, 6 months ago
What? You gotta go polish your ‘bone?
Orgelspieler said, 6 months ago
If you think that’s bad, just imagine the series of inane giggles that result every time you make any comment about organ practice.
grazer said, 6 months ago
LOL—funny stuff all the way around.
Radical-Knight
said,
6 months ago
Yep!, We used those jokes in school.
pibfan868
said,
6 months ago
Anyone familiar with Anna Russell and her bagpipe instructions will recognize the following general concept: You have to push before you twiddle and suck before you blow!
farren
said,
6 months ago
Didn’t know she did bagpipe instructions, too.