Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer
- March 12, 2009
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Basic Instructions started out as a small side-feature Scott Meyer created to entertain people who came to his website looking to hire a comedian. It wasn't long before the comic was far more popular than anything Scott ever did as a comedian.
Basic Instructions is a series of guides meant to help you lead a better life. They cover topics as diverse as "How to Deal with Boredom" and "How to Travel Back in Time to Deliver a Dire Warning to Your Former Self". Basic Instructions is populated with exaggerated versions of Scott, his family and his friends, which has caused no small amount of unpleasantness.
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runar
said,
8 months ago
The guys at the precinct might like it. They’re fond of their nightsticks, after all.
cleokaya
said,
8 months ago
Some might say he was quite a dick.
boozoothatswho said, 8 months ago
There is nothing like critics ganging up on a movie to make me want to see it, particularly when Roger Ebert really likes it. Meanwhile, if you haven’t seen In Bruges yet, it has that universe is filled with random misfortune that often tends to violence and best laid plans going bad sort of sensibility. No Frances McDormand, alas, but really fine acting, loony plot, and a wonderful sense of justice and humanity. Not suitable for the F word squeamish, but if you like Fargo, Miller’s Crossing and recriminations over desperate errors that can’t be taken back and inevitably come back to haunt you despite your best intentions, you’ll love this movie.
I don’t think there’s any merchandise. Oh, and Frozen River is very good too.
The guys at the precinct don’t have a clue about mistreating human beings that Little Napoleon sherriff’s staffs have down pat, but if these guys were in Boston, our hero would lose an eye to a beanbag, if it’s Tejas, he’s going away for life for a quarter ounce of pot, in Beaufort County, SC it’s Thirty Days in the Hole. If it’s NYC, somebody will be smart enough to use the plunger. If it’s LA, they’ll use a taser about eight times and go to Simi Valley for solace.
There’s a very good and humane cop for every sadistic bastard with a badge, but there’s no way to undo the damage the Little Hitlers do.
rayannina said, 8 months ago
Thanks, boozoo, for that, um … whatever it was.
Personally, I’m just glad Scott didn’t decide to buy the latex Silk Spectre outfit or the Rorschach dirty trenchcoat.
farren
said,
8 months ago
How do you know you “see” it if you’ve never heard of it?