Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer

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  1. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, 10 months ago

    Geez, I don’t even wanna know about the research involved in that book. Scott’s boss sure is one weird dude.

  2. Orgelspieler

    Orgelspieler said, 10 months ago

    Plagiarism! I used that title for my dissertation!

  3. eln

    eln said, 10 months ago

    The exchange about Tesla in the first panel is classic.

  4. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Did you know that over half the human population doesn’t have a penis?

  5. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Do you know that it’s believed that only the human population suffers from bleeep envy?

  6. Orgelspieler

    Orgelspieler said, 10 months ago

    Did you know it only gets “bleeeped” if you embarrass the comics.com editors by calling attention to their own psychoses?

  7. CosmoMemory

    CosmoMemory said, 10 months ago

    I’m not sure which makes me laugh more, the comic, or the comments attached to it..

  8. Orgelspieler

    Orgelspieler said, 10 months ago

    Try as I might, I simply cannot imagine anyone I know actually standing up on his or her hind legs and saying right out loud, “We’d rather not talk about duck penises.” Maybe I just don’t know the right crowd.

  9. 1N10

    1N10 said, 10 months ago

    I had a biology teacher in college that argued women had an incomplete developed penis. Its testicles, they don’t have. I always saw it as a little man in a canoe.

  10. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    I am truly amazed!!! My first experience at being bleeped. And for using a word that was used over and over again in the strip. GO FIGURE.

  11. motivemagus

    motivemagus said, 10 months ago

    1N10 - actually, in fetal development both sexes have the same organs - in women, the organs migrate upward to become the ovaries; in men, downward to become the testicles. The word-that-shall-be-bleeped corresponds to the woman’s clitoris.

  12. 3Xp4t

    3Xp4t said, 10 months ago

    ”Yes, and nothing can change that.”
       
    Have you tried a few gallons of Chlorox, followed by an ammonia enema ..?

  13. 1N10

    1N10 said, 10 months ago

    And to think Scott, you made fun of my book and inferred that I could not use a factoid properly! Nana nana boo boo to you!!!

  14. Geekologist

    Geekologist said, 10 months ago

    How’d he find out that cat’s penises have little barbs on them? Or that ducks have penises at all? Just hope he wasn’t involved with the research…

  15. TheWildSow

    TheWildSow said, 10 months ago

    Sorry, Scott – there are already LOTS of books and articles, both scholarly and popular, on that very subject.

    “Wild Wangs” is a great title though :-)

  16. Kyler

    Kyler said, 9 months ago

    Lmao! The second panel cracked me up!