Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten, Dan Weingarten & David Clark

Barney & Clyde

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  1. Bipsey

    Bipsey said, about 1 year ago

    Because of calculators, no one knows how to add/subtract/multiply/divide anymore….

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    And nobody wears an onion on their belt anymore either.

  3. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, about 1 year ago

    I have a handwritten addresbook even though all my phone numbers are in a special email address I compiled I titled “Addresses”. (up until now I have no cellphone).

    Last night when I saw my friend’s GPX said “Go to East 241st St,” I realized we were going to pass the corner of the street where I grew up and directed my friend, over the advice of the GPX, to our destination.

    I don’t know how to use a calculater; I’m a real luddite. Once I was returning 12 deposite bottlesd, grouped by 3s in rows of 4, and the clerk needed a calculator to see how many bottles they were!

  4. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, about 1 year ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Say it ain’t so! When did you stop?

  5. PoodleGroomer

    PoodleGroomer said, about 1 year ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Garlic, Holy water, and silver bullets.

  6. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, about 1 year ago

    A friend asked me for my Cell NO# ..I han to look it up on my own phone how lame is that?

  7. Jon Ormsbee

    Jon Ormsbee said, about 1 year ago

    and why did a clerk need a calculator to figure the change I would get from my dollar at the 99 cent store?

  8. Neo Blakkrstal

    Neo Blakkrstal said, about 1 year ago

    @Hillbillyman

    You don’t call yourself do you?

  9. Neo Blakkrstal

    Neo Blakkrstal said, about 1 year ago

    @Jon Ormsbee

    The same reason they need “the book” to tell the difference between a quarter pounder and a quarter pounder with cheese at the local McDonald’s

  10. fritzoid

    fritzoid said, about 1 year ago

    Attractive women should know their own phone numbers because at the bar guys are going to ask “What’s your number?” and you don’t want to give your REAL one by accident.

  11. finale

    finale said, about 1 year ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Or a clove of garlic in your shoe.

  12. calimesajim

    calimesajim said, about 1 year ago

    Old coot for President.

  13. burleigh2

    burleigh2 said, about 1 year ago

    @Bipsey

    This is very right (and scary) in addition to all he said. I’ve been downright frightened when I gave extra money to get change and the clerk couldn’t figure out how to give change… when I worked at a gas station, I would typically not use the register to tell me how much change to give and was always spot-on.
    The only phone numbers I know by heart are my own and my parent’s number (as I called it many times when I lived there before cell phones). :-s

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    I know my own number but many others I have both written down and on my cell phone. I work to figure out in my head change for practice.

  15. renewed1

    renewed1 said, about 1 year ago

    Because of calculators, no one does math any more.

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