Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for July 28, 2016
Transcript:
Chuck: Coach Tanzini! What can I get for ya? Delores: A decent newspaper. Chuck: Looks like you have a fine one right there in your hand! Delores: Thbbtt! I beg to differ! Chuck: Now, look here... You get your front page daily news, a laugh from the comics and a good soberin' up from the obits. Chuck: What more do y... Hey! When did Bob Walker die? I used to date his sister way back when...
Many small town business types turn to the obits first. When a steady customer dies, it’s news.