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   margueritem said, 1 day ago

   Toss her into the sea, and may she sink or swim…
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   randayn said, 1 day ago

   Think it over, Tom. Deep emotional and physical scars and horror-filled nightmares have got to be better than your life with Rosemary and Scotty.
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   Ryan (probably the older Ryan) said, 1 day ago

   So nice of Tom.
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   Pharmakeus Ubik said, 1 day ago

   He’s such a saint, he should be able to walk to the other island, or better yet, a third island.
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   cdward said, 1 day ago

   @randayn

   I think it might be more emotionally fulfilling for him to tie her to a log and send it over to Gretel.
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   Rx71Wm29 said, 1 day ago

   Tom tried the third island but it only had papaya tress on it. Everyone knows Rosemary and Scotty can’t eat papaya so Tom swam all the way back emptyhanded.
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   dianehb said, 1 day ago

   @Pharmakeus Ubik

   I think you are on to something there. Let’s see St. Tom preform the miracle!
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   Coyoty said, 1 day ago

   @Pharmakeus Ubik

   Tom’s already thinking of committing martyr.
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   starlilies said, about 22 hours ago

   He can always swim to the other island… and stay there…
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    Veronica Fan said, about 16 hours ago

    funny.
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