Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen

Ballard Street

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    It’s Donald’s magnetic personality.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I need a slug or two of Brain Bleach here.

  3. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder how long its been since they had cold fusion together.

  4. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Oh my! I’ve seen this phenomena before. It works but only for a while. It’s a delicate formula Donald mixes for his cuffs. If he’s off just a little the chest hairs begin to singe and have actually caught on fire before. That’s one reason Donald and Vivian always live next to a fire hydrant. When he places the cuffs on his ankles, His armpit hairs are at risk. I won’t go into any further detail regarding body hair.

    Vivian knows better than to sit that close when Donald does his ‘exercises’ but she more often than not is in denial. The thing is when all goes as planned, Donald’s next step is to shower, put on that little dab of Brylcream, a splash of Old Spice, and a clean shirt and begins to sing his rendition of
    I’m a Man That’s when things are really wonderful! ;)

  5. barticle35

    barticle35 said, over 1 year ago

    Donald’s discovery is bound to be suppressed by Big Oil. Maybe they’ll buy his patent.

  6. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    Donald moved to Ballard Street from Sedona, Arizona where he used to lead a group of crystal crunchers…er.. New Agers.
    He and Vivian thought the vortexes around Ballard Street were stronger.

  7. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 1 year ago

    Vivian has always been suspicious of Donald’s inductive reasoning.

  8. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Bev — I’ve seen that smile on Donald’s face….
    and here I thought it was the Enzyte.

  9. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Copious amounts of Brain Bleach are definitely in order !

  10. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Oh my, I had to google that. I thought it would be a digestive aid. Must be you’re thinking of Smiling Bob Don’t worry I’ve posted the short version! ;)

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    It’s on the way, Linguist….


    BTW — the Tiki is offering a special on the Cherry Sunrise Wipeout…

    That’s a Tequila Sunrise with Cherry Brain Bleach instead of Grenadine or Creme de Cassis….


    It’s a little sweet for my taste…. but do try one on me if you like….

  12. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Meanwhile your monthly delivery is on the 20th, I believe.


    If you’re out already, perhaps we should increase your supply….


    Or you should consider the direct pipeline…. a little impractical for the galleon, I know.

  13. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Bev…. yes, I admit….
    I did mean Bob….


    You seemed to be saying Donald had found a substitute for …um….
    I mean another way to get that smile.

  14. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I believe I’ll have one of those Susan thanks. Then I’m heading for bed. Gotta clear my mind first. BTW, Do you suppose that actor regrets making those commercials? He’ll never live it down, you know. I suppose it’s expanded his name recognition………Not that I know it………. snerk……………

  15. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Meanwhile….
    Last night I had an early night…
    not completely by choice….
    cos I started it while still at the keyboard.


    Tonight, my dears, I must have one again…on purpose.
    Lots to do when I get up.

    I almost said “tomorrow” but I get very confused about “today” and “tomorrow” around the turn….


    Anyhow…. gonna walk over to the Tiki….
    I’ve been working late at the salon….
    see who’s about,
    check on the staff, and have a quick drink…
    and then say goodnight.


    Anybody heading that way?

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