Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen

Ballard Street

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  1. Bailey

    Bailey said, 6 months ago

    Cue Johnny Cash…. “… Because you’re mine…. I walk the line…!”

  2. beviek

    beviek said, 6 months ago

    Hey, that’s not such a bad hobby. It’s not terribly expensive, doesn’t take him away from home (although, it might not be a bad thing, just sayin…………) there is some risk of breaking his skinny legs, but, hey everything has a risk.

  3. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 6 months ago

    He’s in a rut and keeping score.

  4. beviek

    beviek said, 6 months ago

    @Bailey

    Good call! I Walk The Line

    I’m glad he’s not walking in

  5. beviek

    beviek said, 6 months ago

    A Burnin’ Ring of Fire

  6. barticle35

    barticle35 said, 6 months ago

    Roger only does those things to drive her crazy. He has a plan.

  7. Radish

    Radish said, 6 months ago

    I think it had something to do with the cannabis leaves hanging over her head.

  8. Essex60

    Essex60 said, 6 months ago

    Roger does not consider this activity as a hobby, but rather a practical necessity. With as many nights Roger spends at the Tiki Hut with Susan, Monkey, Red and the gang sucking down banana daiquris, Roger has to be able to perform the roadside sobriety tests with sufficient acumen so as not to be arrested by Batpug on his return trip home. After finishing his heel to toe practice, Roger will practice saying the alphabet twenty times while closing his eyes and touching his nose with alternating index fingers, and then stand on one foot until Doris can take it no longer and begins screaming at him. Their dog Scooter, once the designated dragger, has aged to the point he no longer drags those Ballard Street inebriates unable to walk home. Therefor it is imperative that Roger perfect his roadside DUI exam skills. He fully intends to be at the Tiki Hut this weekend. (Someone should tell him to cut back on the yak sliders, cause his pants are getting snug)

  9. beviek

    beviek said, 6 months ago

    HI Essex

    Great to see you!!! Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

  10. Essex60

    Essex60 said, 6 months ago

    Thanks, Granny B, hope yours was too. Got me some serious jet lag. See y’all in a few days. G’nite.

  11. beviek

    beviek said, 6 months ago

    @Essex60

    Hey do you mind if I ask why you chose that ship as your avatar? I’ve always wondered.

  12. x_Tech

    x_Tech said, 6 months ago

    @Essex60

    Good to hear from you Essex. You have it right for the most part. But Roger has gone step further. He has combined the sobriety test with wine making. That’s right, instead of going around in circles in a tub of grapes; he chooses to walk a straight line (mostly) to get a linear mash as opposed to the blender method.
    However Doris a traditionalist.


    Don’t believe me, check his ankles

  13. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 6 months ago

    I think he’s got his mind in the gutter.

    @Essex60: Stick around, will ya?

  14. Sherif (dem aint goobers!!) Munkyblues

    Sherif (dem aint goobers!!) Munkyblues said, 6 months ago

    My man Ess…!!!! Happy Thanksgiving!!!! I wuz hopin’ yewd drop in fur the holiday!!!
    Dakerys on me..!!!!! (well, not ON me, like teh udder nite…. ah nose it wuz a axident SuSun…!!) Ennywaayz… Gud ta seize ya brutha..!!!!

  15. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, 6 months ago

    Well met Essex and a Happy Thanksgiving to you. And you too Monkey, Dogsniff, x_Tech, Bev, and everybody else.

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