Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen

Ballard Street

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Gary turns, and in a fit of pique, soaks his neighbor from head to toes.

  2. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    @margueritem

    One time a few summers ago, an annoying salesman came by as I was hand-watering my lawn. I squirted him in the crotch so it looked like he peed his pants.

  3. barticle35

    barticle35 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    This guy has got to want something. Either a politician or a salesman.

  4. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 4 years ago

    @barticle35

    Maybe he wants a beer.

  5. pcolli

    pcolli said, almost 4 years ago

    That ear lobe looks more like an ear ring than ever – not that I mind, cos I’ve got five on one side.

  6. Alpha Delta

    Alpha Delta said, almost 4 years ago

    He’s either mute or an as***le.

  7. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    I’d be more afraid of that squirrel he’s wearing on his head.

  8. Lady and theTramp

    Lady and theTramp said, almost 4 years ago

    Since he likes signs… over night put a for sale sign in his yard. repeat as needed.

  9. Richard

    Richard GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Okay with me if you want to be with me.
    Now get your butt over here and do the yard, paint the house, fixing the plumbing (See the water pressure out the hose), massage my wife’s feet (watch out for the corns), clean up after the dog, and fix the cats plane. He is having engine issues. Oh and come by tomorrow I need some one to shave my back.
    See how fast that guy would run after that.
    The next sign would probably say “Stay away”

  10. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Looks to me like Gary’s neighbor is flirting. I’d find that unsettling.

  11. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 4 years ago

    It’s a sign of the times, Gary !

  12. Storm

    Storm said, almost 4 years ago

    Relax Gary. It’s better than the last sign he held up. He has mood swings.

  13. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 4 years ago

    @Storm

    He has mood swings.
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    Don’t we all ?
    Nothing that a little tequila and cheese whizz won’t cure.

  14. SheriF (wun pYE eetin sunnuva Gun) MunkyBluz

    SheriF (wun pYE eetin sunnuva Gun) MunkyBluz said, almost 4 years ago

    I’ma thinkin’ teh hoze sez it all…!!!!

  15. LogicalDuck

    LogicalDuck said, almost 4 years ago

    Gary picks up his sign and slowly turns around. His sign says:

    I HAVE A GUN

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