Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen

Ballard Street

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  1. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Tony doesn’t want to get too big for his britches. Tony needs to quit going out to this restraunt pigging out on the dessicated rice and start eating weightwatcher meals at home.

    click here

  2. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    If you click on the menu, you will see why Tony enjoys going there.

  3. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @beviek

    Couldn’t find the menu -
    Full bar +
    TV ?
    Yak consistency ?
    Don’t live anywhere near Elmhurst ++++

  4. Essex60

    Essex60 said, over 2 years ago

    By Tony’s exacting measurements and in order to maintain the studly appearance he has worked so hard to attain, he will conclude that tonight he will only consume two fork fulls of mashed potato with no gravy, three fork fulls of peas and a single drumstick, from which he will peel the skin. Throughout the day he will drink six full 8 oz glasses of water and eat three pieces of fruit. His pants are pressed, shoes shined, his shirt is fresh from the cleaners, and his underarm deodorant is liberally applied with matching body spray. Nose hairs trimmed, ear hair plucked, Tony micromanages himself with the objective of appealing to the ladies – the single ladies of Ballard Street. He wants ladies’ heads to turn when he enters the room. When Tony looks in the mirror, he will only settle for perfection…and by the looks of things, he’s got it !

  5. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, over 2 years ago

    …looks like the cob after i’ve eaten the corn on it.

  6. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    Cellulite Tony Square Pants?……

  7. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, over 2 years ago

    He’s a little teapot short and stout…

    If he takes inch…we will have to out him out!

  8. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @x_Tech

    I don’t live near there either. Just looked up dessicated yak meat and this restraunt came up. The menu is at the lower left column, but it comes up if you allow a pop up. Quite a varied menu. And the description that first came up for me mentioned dessicated rice. I’m not much of a scientific cook, but, what rice isn’t dessicated? Just askin’. There were supposed to be a lot of ratings comments but I did’nt find them. Wanted to get back to the comics so I can go to sleep .

  9. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Essex60

    He wants ladies’ heads to turn when he enters the room. When Tony looks in the mirror, he will only settle for perfection…and by the looks of things, he’s got it !

    ………………………………

    Heads turn when he walks into a room, You better believe it! :)

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Beviek – Seems like your link opened on a different page for me than for you and x-Tech…

    I don’t really think that’s possible…
    but for me it’s a Yelp page, with the comments right at the bottom, if you scroll down,
    and you can click on “menu” right below the restaurant’s website address.


    In any case here’s a Direct Link to it….

    But I didn’t see any dessicated rice!

    X we have an Elmhurst in Oakland….
    but I doubt that helps.

  11. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 2 years ago

    I measure it up and down.

  12. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Indeed we do, but I didn’t see any Yak grazing in the Elmhurst Park. Maybe we should look to NJ.

  13. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Yes, we get the same Yelp page. Now I see the menu.

  14. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Essex60

    Check out their menu. Maybe some ideas for your take out.
    Bhutan (goat) $ ▇▇▇▇
    Goat intestine stir fried with butter, green chilies, onions, tomatoes and our special spices.

  15. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    x_T
    “Yes, we get the same Yelp page.”

    I’m so relieved.
    I thought I was living in a parallel universe.

    I think the yaks are all in Knowland Park….
    not that far from Elmhurst to ship meat…

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