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   cmd13 said, 4 months ago

   Mary Chapin Carpenter said it best in her song:

   Girls like me aren’t hard to find We grow like roses on the vine We wear our hearts on our sleeves You probably know a girl like me.

   We live alone and in our heads We eat standing up or in our beds Guilt and fear merge easily In the quiet souls of girls like me

   And loneliness is like a cold, Common and no cure we’re told We take to bed per chance to dream In the blue light of the TV screen.

   Girls like me like summer light And cold beer on a summer night And boys who aren’t afraid of what they see Inside the eyes of girls like me

   And hopefulness is like a drug It makes a girl believe in love And if somehow you love us back You think there’s something wrong with that

   Girls like me aren’t hard to trust Your deepest secret’s safe with us And when it’s time to set you free You can always count on girls like me

   It’s good to know a girl like me You used to love a girl like me
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   ajr58 said, 4 months ago

   Groucho Marx paraphrased: I wouldn’t want to go out with any woman willing to go out with me.
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   ntheodorakis said, 4 months ago

   Did Baldo forget about the two cute girls who are both interested in him?
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   Wyntre said, 4 months ago

   I miss Smiley. Hate what the writers did to her.
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   speed_racer said, 4 months ago

   @ntheodorakis

   And Cruz forgot about Rayna.
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   AshburnStadium said, 4 months ago

   @ajr58

   I’m proud to be a Marxist. I follow the teachings of Groucho! ;-)
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   TrapperJohn said, 4 months ago

   @AshburnStadium

   That makes no sense.
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   MadCow said, 4 months ago

   @TrapperJohn

   Makes perfect sense to me!
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   CDK said, 4 months ago

   @TrapperJohn

   Yes it does.
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    John Bollinger said, 4 months ago

    @ajr58

    I think it was: “I wouldn’t belong to a club that would have me as a member”
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    Jerry Carlson said, 4 months ago

    @John Bollinger

    Yep
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    Jerry Carlson said, 4 months ago

    Another time he did try to join a swim club, but was denied for being Jewish. He asked, “My daughter’s only half Jewish. Can she come in up to her knees?”
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    So far in my life no ladies of any kind have ‘hit’ on me. It is hard to know and impossible to go that way so I shall never know.
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    Elderflower said, 4 months ago

    @John Bollinger

    that’s why it says “paraphrased”.
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    Potrzebie said, 4 months ago

    In situations like this they should seek inspiration from the bible:

    “The geeks shall inherit the earth.”
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