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   hank197857 said, 4 months ago

   … or change her depends.

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   Margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Hmm, think I’ll go put my ear to Mother Earth and see what she has to say….

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   Carmy said, 4 months ago

   Hijole Tia Carmen, I thought you were smarter than that.

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   prasrinivara said, 4 months ago

   Never a good time existeth to gamble at government’s owned casino.

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   JonD17 said, 4 months ago

   Gaia gone bad!

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   bald 716 said, 4 months ago

   id play the lottery but right now i couldn’t afford a free phone call. i get my pension check on the first of the month

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   Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

   Tia Carmen tempts to buy the lottery ticket. Don’t know if she will win or not.

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   fritzoid said, 4 months ago

   Eh. The only way to beat the odds on the lottery is if God WANTS you to win, and if God wants you to win you only need to play once. I played once, I didn’t win, and so it would be foolish to waste any more money on it.

   But giving God the benefit of the doubt, I’ve told him that if he ever DOES want me to play again, he should make the jackpot equal exactly $77.7 million. If I ever see a sign posting that amount, I’ll buy another ticket.

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   johnnydoc5 said, 4 months ago

   I don’t gamble, I play poker….

   …that doesn’t work either :(

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    Furienna said, 4 months ago

    I don’t gamble, because it’s just a waste of money.

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    fritzoid said, 4 months ago

    It’s only a waste of money if you lose…

    I’ll sometimes place a small bet on something if I like the odds, but I won’t play anything where you have to beat the House. In the long run, the House ALWAYS wins.

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    caddy.1957 said, 4 months ago

    I play the lottery …I admit it…I consider it a safer bet than what the Gov’t offers these days

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    fritzoid said, 4 months ago

    The lottery IS a Government offering…