Bad Reporter by Don Asmussen

Bad Reporter

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  1. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook said, almost 4 years ago

    I’ve always thought that guys buy assault weapons to make up for their tiny d##ks. They’d be better off buying a sports car, as the ladies like a guy with a tiny weiner and a sports car more than they like a mini-schwantzer with a M-16.
    And don’t get me started on a gun called a Bushmaster. Who do they think they’re kidding? Guys who buy those have never mastered a …

  2. Technojunkie

    Technojunkie GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Why is the first thing progressives think about always d##ks?

  3. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    When someone acts like a d##k, people think about them.

  4. dapperdan61

    dapperdan61 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Maybe it’s his nose she’s laughing at. The more he talks the longer his nose grows.

  5. thehag

    thehag said, almost 4 years ago

    @Gary McSpook

    LOL. Too true!
    No fan of guns am I.
    Though more people killed and maimed in auto accidents, usually DUI, than any other way.
    Of course, more people own cars.

  6. David Palmer

    David Palmer said, almost 4 years ago

    Consensus of statistics suggests that somewhere between 10,000 and 12,000 people are fatally shot annually in America. That’s bad.

    On the other side of the coin, according to the National Self-Defense Survey conducted by Florida State University’s widely respected school of criminology in 1994 (when fewer people admitted to carrying guns in public), the rate of defensive gun uses was projected nationwide at approximately 2.5 million per year. With many more people licensed and armed nowadays, it seems likely that the number has increased. You won’t hear that on mainstream media (nor, it seems, from Bad Reporter), but that’s good.

  7. prrdh

    prrdh said, almost 4 years ago

    @Gary McSpook

    The bushmaster is a pit viper that grows up to ten feet long, the largest venomous snake in the New World. It’s pictured in the gun manufacturer’s logo. Your amateur psychologizing is entertaining, but sometimes a deadly snake is just a deadly snake.

  8. AnnieTheDog

    AnnieTheDog GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Doctor Toon
    Precisely, why do you think they are pushing registration, photographs, and fingerprinting? The Feds want to know exactly what, and where to find what they want.
    However its only “reasonable” to want to comply with such a request, right?

  9. prrdh

    prrdh said, over 3 years ago


    Note that the first gun control laws in the United States were passed in the post-Reconstruction South to keep blacks from offering any effective resistance when the guys in the white sheets came rampaging around. And the first ones in the UK were passed right after World War I, after an unprecedented number of “not our sort, dear” men had learned how to use firearms.

  10. AnnieTheDog

    AnnieTheDog GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago


    And remember, those guys in the white sheets were primarily working at the behest of the democrats back then. It all comes around doesn’t it?
    I know it’s a pipedream, However I truly wish more people would read history. It is repeating itself, and not to our benefit presently.

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    Coolio Say What said, over 3 years ago

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