Bad Reporter by Don Asmussen

Bad Reporter

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  1. Bailey

    Bailey said, almost 4 years ago

    Just put a cherry on ’em and let ’em go… to Mexico!!

  2. Randy_B

    Randy_B GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    That “twinkie” is a giant inflatable plug for sealing subway tunnels. Unfortunately for New York, only the one prototype was made, and it’s at the Pacific Northwest National Lab.

  3. Bailey

    Bailey said, almost 4 years ago

    @Randy_B

    Figures… darn it!

  4. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    That’s some Twinkie.

  5. modena006

    modena006 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Give Texas back to Mexico

  6. Steve Plegge

    Steve Plegge said, almost 4 years ago

    That would be a myth, dbig: http://www.snopes.com/history/american/texas.asp

  7. Jimmy Hopkins

    Jimmy Hopkins GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    “Tell him about the Twinkie.”
    “What about the Twinkie??”

  8. Bailey

    Bailey said, almost 4 years ago

    “…I say buhbye, maybe then our educational system will get some real information in its textbooks, not what the Texas Board of Education approves.”
    _
    That WOULD be a step in the right direction.

  9. angusdad

    angusdad said, almost 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t it be funny if those in Texas secede and they become illegal aliens?

  10. chromosome

    chromosome GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    @angusdad

    LOL!

  11. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, almost 4 years ago

    Bailey and Trusted Mechanic: I tried in 2010, but the Dalla Snoose claimed I wasn’t running (and wouldn’t correct it), and no mass medium would admit that I was. I still 7,411 votes from those surprised when they read the ballot.

  12. Wabbit

    Wabbit GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    eyes going POOOING! on MItch. did he sit on the giant twinkie?

  13. Bailey

    Bailey said, almost 4 years ago

    @hippogriff

    Really?
    .
    Well that really … rhymes with a word that sounds like CHUCKS!
    .
    Yikes.
    .
    No kidding?

  14. Bailey

    Bailey said, almost 4 years ago

    “Not Texas, just 102,000 of tTexans. Not me.”
    _
    Stinks, doesn’t it?

  15. Bailey

    Bailey said, almost 4 years ago

    @chromosome

    … except for Austin, right?

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