Bad Reporter by Don Asmussen

Bad Reporter

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  1. Bailey

    Bailey said, 6 months ago

    Just put a cherry on ’em and let ’em go… to Mexico!!

  2. Randy_B

    Randy_B said, 6 months ago

    That “twinkie” is a giant inflatable plug for sealing subway tunnels. Unfortunately for New York, only the one prototype was made, and it’s at the Pacific Northwest National Lab.

  3. Bailey

    Bailey said, 6 months ago

    @Randy_B

    Figures… darn it!

  4. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, 6 months ago

    That’s some Twinkie.

  5. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic said, 6 months ago

    @Bailey

    It’s been widely reported, but I do not know if it is true, that Texas wants to Secede and if it does, Austin (the capital) wants to secede from Texas. Think about it, the capital thinks its own state is a bunch of nut jobs. I say buhbye, maybe then our educational system will get some real information in its textbooks, not what the Texas Board of Education approves.

  6. modena006

    modena006 said, 6 months ago

    Give Texas back to Mexico

  7. dbig 1oohh

    dbig 1oohh said, 6 months ago

    Technically Texas is the only State in the Union that can secede. But I don’t think it’s going to happen because there’s too much political money involved and The Corporate States of America won’t to let that to happen.

  8. Steve Plegge

    Steve Plegge said, 6 months ago

    That would be a myth, dbig: http://www.snopes.com/history/american/texas.asp

  9. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 said, 6 months ago

    “Tell him about the Twinkie.”
    “What about the Twinkie??”

  10. Bailey

    Bailey said, 6 months ago

    @TheTrustedMechanic

    “…I say buhbye, maybe then our educational system will get some real information in its textbooks, not what the Texas Board of Education approves.”
    _
    That WOULD be a step in the right direction.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    @TheTrustedMechanic

    Not Texas, just 102,000 of tTexans. Not me.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    @dbig 1oohh

    Technically all Texas can do is to split up into as many as 5 states but not secede. That is a myth.
    -
    That would be a myth read it at, dbig: http://www.snopes.com/history/american/texas.asp

  13. angusdad

    angusdad said, 6 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be funny if those in Texas secede and they become illegal aliens?

  14. chromosome

    chromosome said, 6 months ago

    @angusdad

    LOL!

  15. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 6 months ago

    Bailey and Trusted Mechanic: I tried in 2010, but the Dalla Snoose claimed I wasn’t running (and wouldn’t correct it), and no mass medium would admit that I was. I still 7,411 votes from those surprised when they read the ballot.

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