Bad Reporter by Don Asmussen

Bad Reporter

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    What is up with FL???

  2. ne7minder55

    ne7minder55 said, over 1 year ago

    @margueritem

    They have a government that wanted to prevent ‘certain people’ from voting. Gov. Lex Luthor & his gooper friends noticed that those folks really took advantage of early voting so they cut the time for it to as few days as they were allowed. The moved polling places in certain precincts & ‘forgot’ to tell people. The loaded the ballot with 11 constitutional issues with very wordy explanations that made the ballot 12 pages long! Oh- there was a note “YOU MUST READ AND VOTE ON EACH”. Some precincts did not have enough tables to vote on. The list goes on & on.

    They thought ‘certain people’ would not want to stand in line for hours and hours “just to vote”. It didn’t work. Many people did give up but not all, not even enough for the GOP to steal this election like the one in 2000.

  3. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, over 1 year ago

    “This election was do decisive that not even Florida could *&^% it up!” – Jon Stewart

  4. Kitty

    Kitty said, over 1 year ago

    @ne7minder55

    We prefer the term Lord Voldermort for our governor thank you very much! :-)

  5. prrdh

    prrdh said, over 1 year ago

    Something you don’t seem to understand…corporations don’t pay taxes. They can’t; paying taxes is something it isn’t in the nature of a corporation to do. Only individual human beings, in the final analysis, pay taxes. What corporations can do is collect taxes by redirecting money it would otherwise pay out to investors, suppliers, and employees…all, ultimately, individuals, who since they don’t see any of the money that would have been theirs if the government hadn’t intercepted it don’t realize that it’s they who are paying.

    What’s ironic is that the same people who keep yelling that ‘corporations aren’t people’ (which is true, just as it’s true for labor unions, except in the sense that they are quasi-people for the purpose of contracts and other areas of commercial law) refuse to accept the implications of that fact when it comes to taxes.

  6. starlilies

    starlilies GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    That last one made me ROFLOL! At least we didn’t have to worry about “chads” this time!

  7. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @margueritem

    Look at a map. Florida is a dick.

  8. griffon88

    griffon88 said, over 1 year ago

    I think this is the first one that made me laugh about all three ‘stories’. It helps that I live in Michigan and followed Nate Silver’s blog.

  9. phyllis may bear

    phyllis may bear said, over 1 year ago

    another Zarah and Pharez, i guess, eh? — by the way – she got that wrong on National TV -

    double D – i repeated one class- which was on the original transcripts that i had stored in my file cabinet, but not on the online transcripts that somebody stole for her.

    she wasnt just bad, she was ‘not-very’good’

  10. dapperdan61

    dapperdan61 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I’m so glad I don’t live in a state like Florida. I mean they had people waiting to vote at 2am. What’s up with that ? To my knowledge they still haven’t determined who won their 29 Electoral College votes 3 days later. Floridians need to get rid of their Gov & vote in some responsible legislators

  11. JeepersCreepers

    JeepersCreepers said, over 1 year ago

    As a lifelong Dodgers fan, I fully agree with Rove on the Giants and their alleged “WS win”. It’s not over yet…

  12. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, over 1 year ago

    coyoty: To each his/her interest. I thought it looks (and acts) like a tightly closed monkey wrench, good only for throwing into the gears.

  13. Mike H

    Mike H said, over 1 year ago

    @Coyoty

    More like the Gov. here I would say.

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