Bad Reporter by Don Asmussen

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  1. cabrobst

    cabrobst said, 4 months ago

    The real reason Gates was arrested was because he offended the cop’s precious little ego.

  2. fletcherks

    fletcherks said, 4 months ago

    I won’t be surprised to see ( soon, in the whacko side of the media ) old images of Prof. Gates in dashiki, djulaba, or some other ethnic garb, in order to paint him as a radical. Great work on this spot on expose, Mr. Asmussen!

  3. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Oh, English professors have this one in the bag. There have been language “gangs” for centuries!

  4. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Funny, I was taught to call persons of authority “Sir” and be polite to police. Parents and teachers must teach different to different ethnic groups. Can you say the word “POLITE”?

  5. Gitanomad

    Gitanomad said, 4 months ago

    I will politely tell Lewreader that he obviously hasn’t been there. I went through exactly the same situation as Dr. Gates some years back in a rather liberal neighborhood. I left my front door on a hot summer night, heard my dog whining and went to take a look. I immediately had a gun pointed at me from a figure in the dark and told “get down now” (notice the lack of identification as a police officer???) I run in and call the police regarding the armed intruder, then suddenly hear my back gate being broken by force. I go back out the front where I am immediately thrown to the ground by police officers and handcuffed, all the while politely asking the officers to check my ID. Forget polite. I even politely registered a request with the police department to travel with the officers on patrol to see things from their side, if they would spend a day with me at my job as a zookeeper so that they might think twice before pouncing on innocent ethnics. Do you think I ever got anything more than runaround? Lewreader, can you say “those who know least, often comment the most”?

  6. Big Al the gal

    Big Al the galGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Mr. Asmussen, you make me laugh out loud every single time. I LOVE the way you approached this topic.

  7. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 3 months ago

    The truth behind the gomerpile that is behind the truth::

    The Easter bunny does not exist and is imaginary. The Duracell balloon does exist.
    1A) Celebrating ‘easter sunday’ will do no good. Buying good batteries always does good.

    My mom didn’t teach sunday school but was a cub scout den leader.

    The rabbit trails and rabbi trails have collided.

    ‘gomerpile’ is my spouse, but isn’t going to post anymore because of GJ. No thanks fo her for taking away our fun.

    We save our ‘genius’ money for I-tunes.

    When I am for peace, ‘they are for war’.

    A team is terrific; Bee team won’t hurt A-team; sea teams in trouble.

  8. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 3 months ago

    If U Want To “Guard Someone’s Back” – Go hang out with EMIT “In The Bleachers”. There seems to be a lot of folks who prefer to “Hide Under White Sheets” there (his “Buddies” who hold similar Opinions). I don’t go there - I prefer to “smell flowers” & enjoy the sights & sounds during a walk with my dog observing the wonders of Nature!
    -posted by GJ a couple days ago on SOTU.

    She doesn’t understand that white sheets are wedding garments, not the KKK. And she said she doesn’t go there but then went there. Hmmmmmm,

    People with wedding garments smell lots of nice flowers….. and HaShem is a good Name.

  9. striper77

    striper77 said, 3 months ago

    This strip is straight BS but I laughed at it for the first time ever, today.

  10. Carlos In Detroit

    Carlos In Detroit said, 3 months ago

    WORD!