Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 05, 2016

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Things I would wish upon my enemies; 1. Clamshell packaging on everything they own. 2. The sensation of wanting to sneeze forever. 3. Seat back, meal on lap, drink in hand, remote across theroom. 4. The constant inability to use the correct 'your' on the internet. 5. Inability to reproduce the leather couch fart noise a second time.