Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson

Arlo and Janis

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  1. Agent54

    Agent54 said, about 3 years ago

    Guess Janet will just have to rub your back for you.

  2. stlmaddog5

    stlmaddog5 said, about 3 years ago

    Vicodin, thank you.

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 3 years ago

    Damn it all, where’s my Tramadol

  4. kerumbo

    kerumbo GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    The surest way to get a wife turned-on, is to do work around the house, or help her with something. It’s amazing how long it takes husbands to figure that out, and some never do.

  5. timzsixty9

    timzsixty9 said, about 3 years ago

    i SHARE your pain(s), Arlo!

  6. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, about 3 years ago

    A lot of self revelations on here I really didn’t need to know.

  7. George Alexander

    George Alexander said, about 3 years ago

    doublepaw: You gotta realize that lots of the comments are substitutes for going to confession or seeing a shrink.

  8. TheRealWildWilson

    TheRealWildWilson said, about 3 years ago

    I still love the strip from years ago when Janis is wearing a sweater and she takes off her bra and sets it on Arlo’s knee and he all excited.

  9. jcm1655

    jcm1655 said, about 3 years ago

    @kerumbo

    WOW a true P. W.

  10. Dani Rice

    Dani Rice GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @kerumbo

    Years ago I worked for a long-term care company. A young fellow called in to ask if we had a policy that would insure that his fiancée would always care for him. I explained that we sold nursing home coverage, but I did tell him that if he stopped for carry-out once in a while, loaded the dishwasher without acting as if he deserved a medal, and every once in a while, grabbed her and danced around the table to their wedding song, then yes, she would always love him. Worked for us – figured it would work for him.

  11. Have Mop Will Travel

    Have Mop Will Travel said, about 3 years ago

    Wait, so Arlo is implying he’s using Viagra?

  12. moonschott

    moonschott said, about 3 years ago

    Pre-game Advil. Let the games begin.

  13. duemore4u

    duemore4u said, about 3 years ago

    @kerumbo

    So true! I throw in cooking dinner and that adds icing on my cake ;)

  14. GR6

    GR6 said, about 3 years ago

    Use of a prophylactic.

  15. scretwitch

    scretwitch said, about 3 years ago

    @kerumbo

    I once heard a comedian talking about that. He said, “I asked my grandpa about the secret to his long time marriage to grandma. And he told me: Son, I’ve a soldier and a sailor, been in two wars, lived all around the world and never in my lifetime did I ever read an article about a wife who shot her husband… while he was cleaning the house.”

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